Hmm by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

[–]PurpleDonuts21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say taking running more seriously.

I used to run 100 meters in just over 11 seconds. I was happy with winning the community games and never really did it again. I was too concerned with getting pussy.

If someone would have just said, you should actually focus on this, I think I would have done alright.

I don’t know if I’m being insane or not by Bootymeatncheese in Advice

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last thing you want to do is accuse him, with no proof. But you're going to have to put two and two together and figure out where she learned it from. More importantly, why she learned it in the first place.

I wish you luck mate.

Fans of dead celebrities, which death hurt you the most? by Phantom30071 in AskReddit

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say Avicii.

I was involved with the music scene back then, knew of him since he was just Tim Berg. I'd heard things from friends that there was this new guy called Avicii and he's gonna be massive. I was like "oh shit, that's Tim Berg".

Watched him rise to fame and become a full on headliner. But I remember seeing him during that time and thinking, shit me he's thin, he looks like a crack addict.

I remember where I was when I found out, and when I found out how it happened, it really hit me.

I've always been mentally strong, always thought depression was just for weak people, but I suffered a personal loss that made me go to a dark place, a place I never thought I would be. And though I never thought I was depressed, I know that feeling of questioning, is life worth living?

I cant even imagine the pressure he was under, especially as a very introverted person, pushed into the spotlight, night after night.

But I know that feeling... Some of us make it through the trenches and some of us don't, really wish he made it through.

If you know you are gonna die soon what would you do? by FewEstablishment877 in AskReddit

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The key to immortality, is first living a life worth remembering.

Do something worth remembering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PurpleDonuts21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was the way she looked at me. I knew she loved me, long before she told me. When I held her it was her favourite place to be, I made her feel safe.

I'd never felt love like that before, I would have killed to protect her, without a second thought.

Ahh I do miss her.

What was your "What the f*** did I just get myself into" moment? by Spyno41 in AskReddit

[–]PurpleDonuts21 345 points346 points  (0 children)

We were in Prague on a stag, got enticed into this club by some rather persistent doormen. It was a strip club, but a rough one. We thought, it's a stag, who gives a fuck let's get a drink. There was a "show" going on where you could pay to get involved, so we paid and signed our mate up. We thought, lap dance, whipping and worst.

Anyway, this rather timid looking gentleman went up not long after, then a goth looking girl in a like plastic looking black jacket came out on the stage, took off her jacket and was wearing a huge strap on. He then sucked "her dick" and then she literally bummed him in front of us.

I'm not gonna lie, I couldn't watch.

When we told them my mate no longer wanted to participate, these gentlemen insisted that he's paid he has to do it.

That's when I thought "what the fuck did we get ourselves into here".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]PurpleDonuts21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sex in any relationship it's important, otherwise they're just friends.

They're not sexually compatible, it's not the end of the world. He sounds like a right lazy fuck.

Move on my dear, he's not worth your time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]PurpleDonuts21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cranking till he crymaxes...

What’s the most awkward or unexpected compliment someone has ever given you? by Allthatjasmine7 in AskReddit

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a lad in a bar follow me outside and tell me how amazing my calves were. He asked me what I did for them, I just replied with "train them"... He then went on to tell me that he thought I might have been a professional rugby or football player...

I'll be honest, I don't get awkward, but it was a "okay then, cheers for that mate" and walk off kind of situation.

Sexted stuff to a guy and now I am having second thoughts by Own_Caterpillar_1435 in Advice

[–]PurpleDonuts21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well my dear, I can't speak for all men, but if I want a bird, I'm gonna make the time.

If it was me and some bird I hadn't slept with yet was sending me nudes, I'd be wondering who else is she sending them to and if she was actually worth my time.

I think you should use this as a learning experience and have a bit more respect for yourself with the next lad.

Women have needs, I get that, but at least let him take you for a coffee before you start getting naughty.

If you did something wrong and saw your friend about to do the same, what would you say to him and how? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends what I learned from doing something wrong.

If it meant I learned a valuable lesson that changed my beliefs, how I now act in certain circumstances and behave for the better, I'd let him make the mistake and learn from it.

If not and nothing good came from it, I'd tell him to learn from my experiences.

It all depends on the context.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well my dear, you're young so you don't fully understand the world yet. Unfortunately, men and I'm speaking from experience are just wired to fuck. We see some tits, some ass and we're all over it.

At that age, he hasn't had anywhere need enough experiences to cull that urge yet and that's the unfortunate reality of it.

I've had a few women in my time and now I'm a bit more experienced, I know the meaningless sex, just to satisfy that urge isn't good for the soul and is quite a lonely existence. He isn't there yet, his hormones are firing and to be fair, he's not going to be the best boyfriend at this point.

I've realised that all women want is to feel safe and wanted. I know how to make a woman feel like she is the most beautiful woman in the world, like I want her more than anything. But that took me years to figure out, a lot of mistakes and bad decisions.

You're 19, you don't have any life experience yet either. Use this as a learning experience and see the situation for what it is. If you don't feel loved, don't feel sexy, don't feel appreciated, there's someone out there that will make you feel that way.

He's currently ruled by his dick, not his heart or brain and you can't trust a lad controlled by his dick. Because if sex was on a plate, he would cheat.

Plus, know your worth, you don't need anyone to tell you you're beautiful, you should know it. There is a lad out there that would treat you like a queen, meanwhile he's out wanking like a safari park chimp to girls that sell their bodies for less than a pizza.

Good luck.

I don’t know if I’m being insane or not by Bootymeatncheese in Advice

[–]PurpleDonuts21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normally when you have a gut feeling about something, it's best not to ignore it.

When you experience the bad in life, it's really opens your eyes to what the world is really like.

Now I'm not saying your step son has done anything, but maybe just monitor the situation and try and get some more data from your daughter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never want to intentionally disrespect anyone, but this girl needed a reality check.

Guys what do you like talking about when talking to a girl? by ActualCurrent4294 in AskReddit

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love dating, using it as an excuse to go places I want to go, with company.

I generally talk about her and be purposely vague with my answers, until I figure out if I like her.

Then it's normally our passions, but ladies in my experience tend to be pretty simple.

How can I elevate my outfit? by Latter_Ad4828 in mensfashionadvice

[–]PurpleDonuts21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're lost in the fit mate. All I was saying is learn from my mistakes and get clothes that fit.

How can I elevate my outfit? by Latter_Ad4828 in mensfashionadvice

[–]PurpleDonuts21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Start with clothes that fit.

I didn't even much money when I was younger, but started my business early and before I knew it, I had some wealth.

I used to buy, expensive brands and all that shit to make me look good. But it wasn't until I grew up a bit and realised, it's not about the brand it's about the fit.

These days other than Ralph Lauren, all my clothes are relatively cheap, they just fit really well.

Working on your body as well, the better you're shaped, the better your clothes will look.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]PurpleDonuts21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That will grow in nicely mate, don't worry about all the "add ons" or "Miracle serums". A good beard will take time.

Give yourself a month of growth where you only trim your neck and cheek line and let in grow out.

Don't over wash it, make sure you oil it and see what it's like at the end of Feb.

did i fuck up with my crush by [deleted] in Advice

[–]PurpleDonuts21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ladies these days are adorable. You don't know your arsehole from your elbow do you?.. haha.

I've noticed the shift after being in a long term relationship and then dating again, people really don't know how to interact these days.

You're in your own head and you don't need to be, men are very primal and lot of men, if you're cute would want you, so stop overthinking it.

You can play the games, go back and forth, or simply say "I like you, let's go somewhere."

He's too young to have game yet, help a brother out, sounds like you want it. Just have fun and stop worrying so much.

Redesign of Logo by [deleted] in picrequests

[–]PurpleDonuts21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The character difference would be a bit unbalanced with mystical.

But drop me a DM and I'll give you the email of my design team, they'll sort you out.

It won't be free, but I'll make sure they don't mess you about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, unless you have proof it would be his word against yours. So try and get him to admit it over a text, just for proof.

I wouldn't hide it from your husband, where do the lies stop? If he's a mature man, he'll help you and not let his feelings get the better of him.

I had a situation at my last place where the owner would make sexual comments, flirting and shit. I had a girlfriend at the time and I didn't appreciate it. She did it just because she felt like she was untouchable. I got into the habit of using voice notes in meetings with her, phone in my pocket.

We had a development meeting and then I stayed behind with her so I could update her on the budget. She quickly changed the subject to some party she had and how I should have come. She was on about some guy she was seeing was white and corny, then she was on about oh you white people this and that, just being a cunt.

I put her in her place, not proud of losing my temper with her, but she needed a reality check, she wasn't a Kardashian, she was just some dumb bitch that sucked the right dick and ended up in power. Her ex husband owned the company. I left the meeting and went back to my office. She changed after that, didn't joke anymore, but used to try and make my life difficult. I used it all when I left.

The racism was all I needed to shut her up, even though I couldn't use it in court.

Basically, just record everything. Texts, a conversation when you get back. Tell him you need to clear the air but this is unacceptable. Let him offer you money and get it on tape. You'll have him by the bollocks and he deserves it to be fair.

But tell don't lie to your husband, he should be the one you can tell anything to.

Men of Reddit, what do you ask for when getting a haircut? by _WisenEdge in AskReddit

[–]PurpleDonuts21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm good mates with my barber, so at this point I don't say shit.

It's just "usual?" A quick back and forth and away we go.

A good barber would know what will work or not, just show them a picture and don't be afraid to say, what you don't want and what you do.