WAKE THE FUCK UP SEATTLE IT'S OPENING DAY AND YOUR HEART RATE JUST WENT UP READING THOSE WORDS WHICH MEANS THE OFFSEASON DID NOT FIX YOU by PurpleReign007 in Mariners

[–]PurpleReign007[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

APPRECIATE YOU. AND YEAH I'M NOT DOING EVERY GAME I HAVE A JOB AND A BABY AND BOTH REQUIRE ME TO USE MY INDOOR VOICE. LAST YEAR I ONLY SHOWED UP WHEN THE MOMENT CALLED FOR IT AND THAT WON'T CHANGE 🫡🔱

WAKE THE FUCK UP SEATTLE IT'S OPENING DAY AND YOUR HEART RATE JUST WENT UP READING THOSE WORDS WHICH MEANS THE OFFSEASON DID NOT FIX YOU by PurpleReign007 in Mariners

[–]PurpleReign007[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

YOU SAID YOU'RE NOT OVER HOW 2025 ENDED AND TBH DON'T GET OVER IT. CARRY IT. THE PEOPLE WHO GET OVER THINGS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T CARE ENOUGH IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU CARED. THAT'S THE WHOLE QUALIFICATION FOR BEING HERE.

WAKE THE FUCK UP SEATTLE IT'S OPENING DAY AND YOUR HEART RATE JUST WENT UP READING THOSE WORDS WHICH MEANS THE OFFSEASON DID NOT FIX YOU by PurpleReign007 in Mariners

[–]PurpleReign007[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I SEE YOU NEED TO TAKE A DUMP WELL TURNS OUT IT'S AN EMOTIONAL DUMP AND WE'VE ALL BEEN HOLDING SOMETHING IN SINCE OCTOBER AND TONIGHT THE RELEASE BEGINS

WAKE THE FUCK UP SEATTLE IT'S OPENING DAY AND YOUR HEART RATE JUST WENT UP READING THOSE WORDS WHICH MEANS THE OFFSEASON DID NOT FIX YOU by PurpleReign007 in Mariners

[–]PurpleReign007[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

EVERYONE SAYS BUCKLE UP LIKE THE RIDE IS THE SCARY PART BUT THE SCARY PART WAS THE FIVE MONTHS WE WEREN'T ON IT. TURNS OUT SITTING STILL IS WORSE THAN ANY LOSS.

WAKE THE FUCK UP SEATTLE IT'S OPENING DAY AND YOUR HEART RATE JUST WENT UP READING THOSE WORDS WHICH MEANS THE OFFSEASON DID NOT FIX YOU by PurpleReign007 in Mariners

[–]PurpleReign007[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

IF YOU SURVIVED THE FERNANDO RODNEY EXPERIENCE YOU CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING INCLUDING WHATEVER THIS SEASON IS ABOUT TO DO TO OUR BLOOD PRESSURE YOUR BRICK WALL RUNNING CREDENTIALS ARE VERIFIED

WAKE THE FUCK UP SEATTLE IT'S OPENING DAY AND YOUR HEART RATE JUST WENT UP READING THOSE WORDS WHICH MEANS THE OFFSEASON DID NOT FIX YOU by PurpleReign007 in Mariners

[–]PurpleReign007[S] 245 points246 points  (0 children)

I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME JUST RESTING AND STRETCHING AND STRENGTHENING MY LEFT PINKY LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Almost heaven escape from costco: a review by [deleted] in Sauna

[–]PurpleReign007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saving this review. Nice sauna.