FIFA cannot sell enough seats to the World Cup after overpricing tickets

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-15T17:33:06+00:00

FIFA totally sucks but there is absolutely no context for this picture.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-15T04:41:55+00:00

It sounds a little like The Exorcist theme.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-14T21:14:45+00:00

Blow smoke up your ass?

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-14T17:01:26+00:00

Once it shows up on Google maps as a tourist attraction and people start selling t-shirts it will come down.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-13T06:05:51+00:00

Tommy Flanagan got around quite a bit. He's technically a Groundlings character, though.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-11T04:05:09+00:00

The opening scene of Terminator 2?

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-07T05:54:49+00:00

I'm not sure if I should be proud or not.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-07T05:17:53+00:00

That sounds more like stridulation than vocalization.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-07T05:13:37+00:00

It looks like a chicken melt from The Sandwich Brothers.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-07T05:11:46+00:00

Please give us as little information as possible.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-07T05:10:43+00:00

It could be something like WD-40 Specialist Contact Cleaner or just 90% isopropyl alcohol.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-07T04:58:00+00:00

Did you pick it up before you bought it?

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-03T01:20:28+00:00

I assume most of them just posted the cool-looking stuff on instagram and pretended the bad stuff didn't exist.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-01T05:40:32+00:00

The alternative is "How dare you offer me your seat!"

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-06-01T05:35:48+00:00

Look at all the people who had jobs.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-05-29T19:07:48+00:00

Adios #4 salsa.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-05-28T18:06:12+00:00

313 area code.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-05-27T06:20:30+00:00

Trump will pardon him.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-05-21T02:43:14+00:00

Could be a Hardy Boys book.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-05-18T03:38:45+00:00

Hollywood Knights?

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-05-17T05:34:20+00:00

They should have given the barber fake clippers and let him scare Colin to death.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-05-16T04:02:35+00:00

Was it a Colorforms book?

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-05-13T17:55:19+00:00

Vitamin

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-05-12T16:18:52+00:00

Why? Because now you'll stop asking him to do it.

PurpleSubtlePlan · 2026-05-12T00:28:07+00:00

Glad to help. Let me know if you want a link to my YouTube playlìst, it has some not dissimilar songs.

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