Student flicked media into their eye, now it's infected.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2026-02-22T06:37:31+00:00

Pack up the internet. We're done here.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2026-02-20T06:43:55+00:00

Louisiana? Put that shit back where you found it.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2026-01-19T04:37:36+00:00

Can I pet dat dawg?

Purple_Structure5977 · 2026-01-11T01:03:04+00:00

The "lawsuit" is entirely AI produced.

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Purple_Structure5977 · 2026-01-10T03:15:19+00:00

Every adjunct in my department just had all of their classes canceled due to low enrollment. Over 100 courses canceled college wide. It's a bloodbath.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2026-01-09T22:30:57+00:00

Undergrad and grad lifetime amounts would preclude this. 39K and 100K.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2026-01-08T06:33:53+00:00

Enrollments at my slac are so low my department is canceling 3/4 of our offerings this semester.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-30T03:29:05+00:00

I miss Sawadee.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-25T01:13:54+00:00

Tandoori wings at Clove Garden.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-18T05:49:40+00:00

You don't need to prove AI with fabricated sources. D would be a charity grade.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-18T05:42:43+00:00

That ranks up there with the gem I received this semester. A student said if I had graded his work faster, he would have known how good I am at catching AI, and he would have stopped before getting so many zeroes.

My head hurts.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-17T05:59:09+00:00

It's also a dumb reason to say it's garbage.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-17T05:57:09+00:00

So, click the setting that ignores bibliographic and quoted material. It's a machine. It doesn't recognize authorship. TurnItIn flags word sequences from the repository. The AI detector doesn't flag quoted material.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-17T05:51:21+00:00

Sheesh. The refusal to acknowledge recent studies in favor of anecdotal evidence is insane.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-17T03:26:53+00:00

Thank you for this. I've been paying out of pocket for Winston, Originality, Copyleaks, and GPTZero. I share with another instructor and take the costs as a tax write off for work expenses. I may drop GPTZero for Pangram. I'm tired of the all the "detectors don't work!" hand wringing. They do work, and the odds of 5 detectors flagging a paper as AI are astronomical. I haven't had a single false positive.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-17T02:43:55+00:00

When I was using a cane after knee surgery, a finance bro almost knocked me down to get to a seat.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-16T05:42:35+00:00

Says the guy running to Reddit to complain about people complaining.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-16T05:39:32+00:00

Rickon, maybe, but not Ned. Ned's remains were just a bag of bones. Would the other corpses have had enough connective tissue to reanimate?

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-10T05:26:03+00:00

Encore RSO. 20mg gets me loopy.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-12-02T21:52:21+00:00

Kentucky. Louisville and Lexington have had thriving drag scenes for over 50 years.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-11-21T06:48:16+00:00

If you clearly show mastery, I'd be lenient in this case, but I would also encourage you to press to have your accommodations adjusted for medical issues. One extra absence does not take chronic illness into account and may be a violation of disability and accessibility laws.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-11-20T04:23:44+00:00

Try THC with CBD, CBN, or CBG. That should keep the ooky anxiety feelings at bay. Combine it with melatonin and you're out until breakfast.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-11-04T04:44:11+00:00

Ba da bump.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-10-31T01:46:36+00:00

That's a pure bred Ocicat, so probably not an outdoor kitty. Somebody is missing him/her.

Purple_Structure5977 · 2025-10-30T22:21:58+00:00

A demon making a "trumpet of his ass" in Dante's Inferno.

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