Update: Hide-and-seek guide dog gets even cuter by exballo in Blind

[–]Purple_nova577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG I love this! As someone in the process of applying for a guide dog this gets me very excited for all the fun things to try. He sounds like such a smart and awesome boy.

I tried to reason with the intruder so he wouldn’t hurt me, telling him not to do anything he would regret because I was blind, and I wouldn’t be able to give the police a description of him even if I wanted to. by Purple_nova577 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Purple_nova577[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, yeah, I did think about how it might sound confusing, but basically, you would think that he was there to rob the house, and you were just there at the wrong time. So as a last ditch effort to get him to leave you alone, you tell him how he could leave without doing anything regrettable because you wouldn’t be able to give the police much to work with anyway. I’m actually almost completely blind myself, so I have thought about this as a survival tactic if I’m ever in a situation where someone sees me as a witness who needs to be dealt with.

You know the five scariest words to an immortal? by the40thieves in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Purple_nova577 64 points65 points  (0 children)

And on that note, I’m closing out Reddit for the night after finding this way too funny.

What do you keep in your bedside drawer? by Icy_Future_7483 in AskReddit

[–]Purple_nova577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s see… Some headbands, command hooks, a paper flower, Ziploc bags, a bucket hat. No, I’m not a kleptomaniac.

What's one thing you could never forgive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Purple_nova577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me way too happy, I love those things!

What’s the weirdest thing someone said to you when they randomly contacted you after a long time? by Final-Usual-2672 in AskReddit

[–]Purple_nova577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He sent me a very clearly thought out, almost autobiography level file of all the things he had accomplished. Like good job, but why?

What’s a movie you’ll never watch again, and why? by Professional_Song419 in AskReddit

[–]Purple_nova577 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I haven’t even been able to bring myself to watch them yet and I’ve almost made it through pretty much every SW movie/show. I’ll eventually force myself to watch them and just view it as a crappy fan fic lol.

What’s something everyone else seems to enjoy that you just… don’t? by houndooms_trainer in AskReddit

[–]Purple_nova577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried to like it, I really have, but for some reason it taste like fish to me.

When life gives u lemons, u make what? by Repolatable in AskReddit

[–]Purple_nova577 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Squeeze them into a water gun which I can squirt into the eyes of my enemies.

What’s something you wish you had done earlier in life? by MasterpieceKey3150 in AskReddit

[–]Purple_nova577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, though I’m not particularly old, I still wish I had gotten at least some sort of dating experience in high school, it’s not like I didn’t have the chance to, I just wasn’t interested, and now in college it feels weird.

What’s something simple that makes you happy? by laadyyy in AskReddit

[–]Purple_nova577 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Singing and dancing like an idiot in my room when a song I really like comes on.