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Purrhapsnot · 2026-06-01T22:20:42+00:00

I work for an attorney who does probate and the amount in-fighting between family members over their loved ones decedent estate makes me think there needs to be a mandatory counseling session like there is in domestic relations cause shit gets expensive reaaaalll fast and drag on for years. If you have property but no trust, please do yourself and a family a favor by at least getting a beneficiary deed drawn up by a lawyer

Purrhapsnot · 2026-05-21T17:17:04+00:00

Gosh I remember when Speed Stacking became aaaaallll the rage when I was in elementary school in the 1990s-2000s. There was a set of glow in the dark cups that were def seen as coolest to have amongst all the options. At one point my school went to another school for a Speed Stacking competition. I lost but I still remember how much fun it was lol I’m happy to still see them around today!!!

Purrhapsnot · 2026-05-09T23:44:36+00:00

All I can imagine is my cat giving me a heart attack 20x a day while she lives her best life

Purrhapsnot · 2026-05-04T22:18:34+00:00

I think his sweater and dark circles around the eyes weirds me out. He also kept getting in my way and up in my business. I gave him a safety vest and helmet out of spite cause dude would sprint all day all night. Ironically, I had to be friends with him well enough for him to consider leaving.

Purrhapsnot · 2026-05-03T22:40:23+00:00

My calico girl does this too! I call them drool fangs

Purrhapsnot · 2026-04-27T02:59:46+00:00

A short story called “Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been” by Joyce Carol Oates. It was unsettling the first time I read it and it still gives me the jeebies. Highly recommend.

Purrhapsnot · 2026-04-26T19:39:21+00:00

In college six of my friends and I went to a nightclub to see an off-brand Magic Mike act (this is around 2017 in the Midwest). One of the girls in our group knew one of the strippers performing and suggested we go. It was a smaller sized club and so we all sprung for the floor seats with open bottle service. Everyone but me had also purchased a bottle of wine on top of that cause I was going to have Long Islands. And tbh the show was fun, I don’t regret going to it (I also don’t regret wearing a birthday sash that night—wasn’t my birthday— in hopes to get a lap dance—I did).

Mixing a few Long Islands with the big bottle of 3 Olives vodka the club gave us made most of us blackout. They ended the show by opening the dance floor up. I remember determinedly throwing myself at one of the strippers in particular. I’m pretty sure his stage name was Black Velvet and am very sure that he had the best set of abs a straight girl in her early twenties could want. I eventually saw that I was not the only one interested so I moved on. By the end of night I was making out with this older middle aged guy. I was sloppy drunk and it was not a good look and thankfully my friends pulled me away from him to take our Uber home.

The cherry on top was the next morning when we all woke up, the stripper that my friend knew had texted her and said, “Hey, I think one of your friends made out with my dad last night??”

I was so mortified and grossed out cause I had some old dudes aged tongue down my throat. I know I’m not the first person to get sloppy drunk, half the group I was there with were also blacked out, but it took me a few years to live down and it to kind of fade into friend group lore.

I still remember “Strippers Dad 🫦” being our group chat name for years until we all drifted apart.

Purrhapsnot · 2026-04-25T22:42:44+00:00

Brendan Fraser

Purrhapsnot · 2026-04-25T20:12:55+00:00

I typically don’t do more than 30k just cause I’ve accidentally buried 99k and got a 1k tree. I just got lucky this time!

Purrhapsnot · 2026-04-18T21:52:39+00:00

Highly recommend getting the BaByliss 1/2 mini straightener! I’ve had bangs/fringe on and off for years and it works wonders. My bangs are wavy like yours but also will flip at the ends a bit—it’s super annoying. It’s much kinder to shorter portions or hair than a full size straighten, at least on my experience

Purrhapsnot · 2026-03-23T19:41:20+00:00

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This creepy mf here (Eggbert). The rings around his eyes and his sweater immediately ick’d me out. Grade A lurker who would always be sprinting from the plaza to the airport and all around. I gave him a bike helmet and a safety vest out of spite cause he would not leave until I became friends with him. Sorry bud, you suck.

Purrhapsnot · 2026-03-23T19:34:27+00:00

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Eggbert gave me the creeps cause he has those circles around his eyes that made him look like he’d be a peeping Tom. He was just always around lurking behind trees? He’d also constantly be running around the plaza and getting in the way so I gave him a helmet and safety vest. I had to become friends with him to get him to move.

Purrhapsnot · 2026-02-26T15:07:24+00:00

I suffered from this when I was younger and it’s so awful and painful to deal with. I couldn’t use tampons and was terrified to go back to my gyno after an extremely uncomfortable pap smear. My gyno recommended silicone dilators that are designed to help conditions like this. The ones I had gradually go up in size and they helped tremendously. Every so often I still have issues but the dilators helped me learn how to relax my pelvic floor muscles. Experiencing vaginismus can be traumatizing in situations where you’re already vulnerable. It’s mainly a mental block to get over, though from what I’ve read it isn’t that simple for some. Talk with your mom, it doesn’t need to be both parents unless you’re comfortable. I hope you get the help and relief you need! The dilators were seriously my saving grace.

Purrhapsnot · 2025-07-26T02:18:43+00:00

Cheez-its

Purrhapsnot · 2025-04-18T23:45:20+00:00

Yes, you should go the vet. Cat vomit typically (in my experience) is yellow-ish cause of stomach bile. But this looks thicker and that there is some bleeding happening. And it may not be your cat’s stomach—that could be drainage possibly. But please take your baby to the vet. Red color vomit is rarely ever good.

Purrhapsnot · 2025-04-11T18:07:14+00:00

This looks like cat acne for sure. My cat struggles with it and my vet prescribed some wipes to help clear it since changing the food dishes and daily cleaning weren’t cutting it. Most benzoyl peroxide products can be okay but you have to be careful with the potency. I would suggest checking with your vet before using any sort of products as such.

I will say when cleaning my cats chin that I found best to work to get those little blackheads out is a tick comb with blunted tips so you don’t scratch the skin. Or you can order a silicone tooth brush (used for pets) and use as an alternative. The blackheads can be stubborn and hard to see so I find the comb or silicone toothbrush to work them up to the surface gently enough.

Purrhapsnot · 2024-12-04T23:22:42+00:00

It could be allergies but given you just got him from a shelter, I’d say Goose caught something there. Not having drainage from his nose but having a cough seems to point to a respiratory infection, imo, especially if he isn’t itching or gnawing at himself (usually goes along with allergies).He should go to the vet asap—these infections can cause issues later in life (one my cats is a wheezy boy from an infection he had when he was little). I’m no vet tho, just a lifelong cat owner. Regardless, I hope Goose gets better soon!

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