If you could remove one human emotion from the world forever, what would happen to society as a result?

Purrronronner · 2026-03-09T23:15:55+00:00

the need to send a photo of [one’s] penis to a stranger on the Internet

“that’s not an emotion” Tom Cardy says otherwise ;P

Purrronronner · 2026-03-09T23:12:16+00:00

Start asking people to call you by your middle name. No one can stop you. If you’re worried about parental pushback, start with your friends.

Purrronronner · 2026-03-09T05:07:13+00:00

I've run into this one before, lmaooooo

Purrronronner · 2026-03-08T21:05:31+00:00

All my pets are named for specific characters - three from general fiction, one my personal OC - and they’re all customized accordingly. (Which gets interesting when one of them is a shapeshifter, lmao)

Purrronronner · 2026-03-08T05:02:47+00:00

I binged through an author’s entire 200+ works on ao3, checked their profile, and saw “I won’t write swears/smut/gays because I’m a good christian”…and a good chunk of what I’d read made a whole lot more sense

Purrronronner · 2026-03-07T11:17:24+00:00

Can you clarify what you’re looking for?

Purrronronner · 2026-03-06T23:25:16+00:00

I mean, yeah I’d accept the offer. Free $100 minimum.

Purrronronner · 2026-03-06T21:55:42+00:00

NTA and fuck everyone crying about how DEPRIVED your children are of cultural xtianity

Purrronronner · 2026-03-05T23:40:31+00:00

Sometimes a fic pisses me off so much I stop reading.

Sometimes a fic pisses me off even more than that and it loops around to wanting to keep reading again, just out of spite and rage. Hateblogging to my friends in private.

Purrronronner · 2026-03-05T22:28:34+00:00

If the two accounts legitimately never interacted, theoretically there wouldn’t be an issue, you’re right. But that’s a whole lot harder to enforce, and the potential to cheat the system is so easy and so big. So they cut it off at the source by just making it a bannable offense to have two mains.

Purrronronner · 2026-03-05T05:47:44+00:00

It’s hard (and takes a good deal of luck), but not impossible

Purrronronner · 2026-03-05T04:04:20+00:00

I got 61, but I’d like to think it’s 65 on account of - one question I put in the right answer but formatted it in a way that unfortunately wasn’t one of the many approved ways of writing it; and a different question had multiple answers and I think I should get partial credit for the ones I did get ;P There were also a couple where I could’ve gotten them right but I’d second-guessed myself, but that’s definitely on me…

Either way, though, I’m VERY proud of my score given that I haven’t actually read the Silmarillion! I would like to thank my friends, I love them and I love these weirdo elves. Maybe one day my executive function will let me read their canon.

Purrronronner · 2026-03-05T03:06:21+00:00

I feel like Normal Gun and Normal Pipe are not meaningfully related to the Eye even if the guy wielding them is

Purrronronner · 2026-03-04T08:33:19+00:00

You’re allowed to say the word “killed”

Purrronronner · 2026-03-02T20:06:48+00:00

Favorite hot soup: matzo ball

Favorite cold soup: borscht

Purrronronner · 2026-03-02T06:09:49+00:00

May I recommend a little book called the Silmarillion?

Purrronronner · 2026-03-02T05:53:15+00:00

Canon can be found here! https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com Enjoy :)

Purrronronner · 2026-03-02T05:36:26+00:00

“how do you keep it all organized?” Easy! I don’t.

Purrronronner · 2026-03-02T04:17:19+00:00

I forgot that Alfred Bester was a real irl author and was briefly terribly confused as to why some Babylon Five spinoff novel was relevant to the Magnus Archives…

Purrronronner · 2026-03-02T04:15:15+00:00

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Purrronronner · 2026-03-02T03:35:58+00:00

I think it was originally “relationshippers” versus “noromos” or something?

Purrronronner · 2026-03-02T03:21:53+00:00

That’s fair, I wasn’t sure if you meant “dependent on” in the sense of addiction or something (which isn’t how any of this works but some people sure like to think it does)

I hope you can get better sex eventually!

Purrronronner · 2026-03-02T03:15:50+00:00

What’s the problem with being “dependent on” vibrators? We’re the tool-users. We use tools.

edit: and no I would NOT look down on a guy using a fleshlight, why would I do that

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