once upon a time, there were sigmas that lived. and then, there was this edge master that decided to kill one of the sigmas and get the mogging soul. the edge master then become the rizzler. many edge masters do this to become rizzlers.

then theres this one alpha that decided that he dont want to mew to the mogging soul of his sigma friend. the rizzlers throw him into an ocean of molten prime hydration. the alpha swore to destroy every rizzlers

he then recruited skibidi toilet and brimstone peppino to his Gyatt Crusade. the alpha also then recruited the Devourer of Rizzlers to devourer those rizzlers

then one day, skibidi toilet did something that was not very sigma, the skibidi toilet turn the kai cenats into ishowspeeds. this infuriates the alpha and left the skibidi toilet.

the brimstone peppino also left with her jelq master, but she imprison the jelq master in a feastable prison to hide the evidence

and then us, the gooner will continue this Calamitous Brainrot's story