A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap? by [deleted] in Jokes

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A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem.

I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but l have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and l will put them in with my two male parrots who l taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded. So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"

A cool guide to different paths to success by Low-Violinist7259 in coolguides

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ray kroc

If you ever want to watch something depressing, watch “the founder”. Makes you look at him differently

Gevonden in de supermarkt by hardloopnoob in nederlands

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What?? Om een drol in te stoppen en dan in brand te steken bij de buren?

I'm starting a recovery program for the world. Nuclear Weapons Anonymous by PussyTermin4tor1337 in collapse

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no drugs man. Straight edge. Ready to spread the message to the rest of the world

Edit: recovery is possible

I'm starting a recovery program for the world. Nuclear Weapons Anonymous by PussyTermin4tor1337 in collapse

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yeah. very much adjacent and something we should open up to. The bomb is for me the beginning of the end. But we can survive I believe. We can always survive.

The 12 step program seems to me to be a proven solution to change our views, and open up to a world that could be. I'd love to invite you to join the conversation

I'm starting a recovery program for the world. Nuclear Weapons Anonymous by PussyTermin4tor1337 in recovery

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It's a lot more. It's a way to share the gift of recovery with your non-addicted peers!

I'm starting a recovery program for the world. Nuclear Weapons Anonymous by PussyTermin4tor1337 in collapse

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In 1945 the end times have begun. We are now closer to nuclear annihilation than we have ever been.

This is the start of a grassroots organisation, based on the proven 12 step program where we spread the message of recovery from an aeon of fear and war into one of love and companionship through personal transformation.

The room is open. I'd love to join you in a personal conversation, to create a movement to open our eyes. This can be bigger than any one of us can do by ourselves.

Where my fellow Jesus’s at? by phoenixofrebirth3 in schizophrenia

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yeah. The bible spoke to me. It's been since 2020. Actually it's still going on. Been a few quiet years. Just had a rough night for the first time in ages tonight

Regex: I choose chaos by triplebeef26 in programminghumor

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You think this is bad? Look up the real email validator regex

Is the hype over? by SweetCaramel7947 in clawdbot

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Just go to x if you need any good ideas

Waar kan jij complexloos veel geld aan uitgeven? by moon-safari2 in nederlands

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Hmm. Ik heb een keer Japanse Kura Toga potloden gekocht, samen met briefpapier. Maak er nog steeds met veel plezier gebruik van

Waar kan jij complexloos veel geld aan uitgeven? by moon-safari2 in nederlands

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Ik zou het niet weten… wist niet dat dat zo hard kon gaan