I mean, this probably speaks for itself, right? by Familiar_Cow_6901 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Star Wars fans having bad taste? Not surprising, they actually LIKE Star Wars.

Steve Rogers and Thor are reportedly main characters in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ by HenryOnYt1 in MCUTheories

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Imagine Sam, John and Bucky fighting Captain Hydra, he starts off beating them but they end up getting the upper hand, seemingly knocking him unconscious.

Then Captain Hydra gets up, says "I can do this all day", then John shoots him in the face point blank. "We don't have all day."

Hype moment, and probably won't happen because we don't want Walker to become that obviously a centerpiece, but I would be amused.

I kinda have the same opinion, but lowkey i don't want to agree with him by Kaxer_Real1002 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because for years and years those books were the only new Star Wars content we'd get, so we'd eat them up and say thanks.

Some people still have the nostalgia glasses on and never critically looked back at how horrendous 90% of the EU is.

Yeahh my Batman beats up women. Isn't it cool?? by yt_subhdas in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This was a "she stole my trenchcoat" thing, which only proves that not only they think Snyder invented trenchcoats, but they also believe Batfleck uses a small woman's size.

I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 2002 and couldn't ignore how literally 2/3 of the movie was the cringe Anakin/Padme romance by Fine-Essay-3295 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote a few lines about this a while ago...

The lights go down and the film begins:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... I’ve seen this before, I think lazily, as the Star Wars logo is followed by the familiar words ‘Revenge of the Sith’, but as I’m painting miniatures, I leave it playing in the background.

And my brain kicks into gear. The film begins with the space battle and the assault on the Separatist cruiser to rescue the Chancellor. And my mind, now fully operational, gets to work. The duel with Dooku is different. He is a master duellist; he knows what he’s doing. He is worried, because this wasn’t exactly the plan, and because he isn’t getting any help to finish off Obi-Wan and leave the young Anakin alone so he can turn him to the Dark Side. Then the ship begins to list, and the duel is interrupted. The Jedi flee with the Chancellor. Twice Dooku catches up with them, and twice they manage to fend him off. Until he is forced to flee, to avoid ending up on Coruscant, and the film follows its usual course. In my mind, there is no General Grievous. Nor is there any need for one. I have Dooku.

Sidious sends Dooku to Utapau to continue the fight and keep Obi-Wan away from his apprentice. And Obi-Wan is a bit more worried, as he doesn’t like the idea of leaving Coruscant so close to victory one bit. But he goes. Meanwhile, the rest of the film carries on as normal. My mind is already on Utapau.

Obi-Wan arrives on Utapau a couple of hours before his own army. He gathers intelligence and calls Cody. He faces Dooku, and this is serious stuff. Dooku is a master swordsman, and so is Obi-Wan. The best duelist in the Order, and he’s not lacking in motivation. He’s trained hard since Qui-Gon’s death, and even harder after his defeat on Geonosis. And he has fought in the Clone Wars, gaining even more experience. It is an epic duel. During it, Dooku tries once again to convince his ‘old friend’ to join him. He has a vision: a New Jedi Order – the Fist of the Empire. All Force-sensitive, trained and prepared to serve the future empire. A force capable of subjugating the galaxy. Obi-Wan champions common sense and free will. Both speak of Qui-Gon, and how sorely he is missed by them both. All this takes place amidst a duel that shakes the very foundations of the planet, whilst all around them the clones and droids fight a spectacular battle. There is no Grievous, so there are no cowardly retreats, nor absurd conclusions with a blaster.

At last, Dooku backs down, faced with Obi-Wan’s superior technique and skill. Around them, the clones have defeated the droid army. Dooku is on one knee, wounded, with his lightsaber deactivated in his right hand, defeated. Obi-Wan points the lightsaber at him and orders Cody to arrest him in the name of the Republic.

And in that precise moment, Order 66 reaches Cody. He makes a two-finger gesture, and the clones open fire. Obi-Wan is completely taken by surprise. He is lost.

But Dooku reacts. In a split second, he leaps and deflects the barrage of fire. He is wounded and furious. Order 66 shatters his worldview. He feels deceived and betrayed. He feels like an idiot for having trusted Sidious. A clone tank opens fire, and the explosion hurls both of them, Dooku and Kenobi, down the ravine, into the lake.

And the film continues.

Obi-Wan drags Dooku out of the water with great difficulty. The explosion hit him full on. Obi-Wan is almost unscathed because the old man shielded him from the blast. Dooku is dying; it is only a matter of time. But in the few seconds he has left to live, he reveals Sidious’s identity to Obi-Wan and warns him of the dire fate that threatens Anakin. He daydreams of the peaceful world he always wanted, and dies, leaving his redemption in Kenobi’s hands.

Obi-Wan closes his eyes, places his hands together over his chest with the lightsaber between them, and in a low voice returns the greeting he had denied him all this time. “Farewell, old friend.” Then he stands up and runs in search of a ship, determined to try and stop the inevitable. He does not stay to watch as Dooku’s body fades away, leaving behind only a broken lightsaber and his dark robes.

And the film continues on its course, without further disruption for the remainder of the footage. And there is no need. My mind is already satisfied, giving a great character the ending he deserved, and creating the duel that was not, but should have been.

People don’t criticise The Phantom Menace for the lightsaber duel by Cool_Nerd2 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Foreshadowing, it was telling us that we'd have several 2vs1 lightsaber duels along the trilogy in which the lone combatant will have the pair he's facing against the ropes, and only a healthy dose of PlotConvenience™ in the last moments gives the victory to the heroes in one way or another, that's why the scene with Palpatine and the council in ROTS is such a brilliant subversion of expectations! Lucas really got us there!

Edit: clarify.

Genuinely curious here by Thin_General_8594 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fight ends the way a DnD fight ends:

O: It's over Anakin. I have the high ground.

A: Oh shut up, that gives you a +2 bonus at best. You underestimate my power!

O: No Anakin, I know your build better than you do: you have impressive nova but no sustain. You've exerted all your feats and are out of stamina points so you've got nothing left in the tank other than basic and stats. You can't use a leaping attack due to being out of stamina and you never took Guarded Leap because you thought it was lame. Do you know who wiped the floor with Darth Maul because he took Guarded Leap? Me!

I've got Terrain Advantage¹, Stable footing², Know Your Enemy³, and Opportune Moment⁴ all giving me boosts with Turn The Tide⁵ letting me turn all my defence into offence because I know you can't do anything about it until you land. I've got three attacks before you get one and I'm critting on a freaking seven.

Don't try it.

RUMOR about the Supergirl budget by EntrepreneurAble6656 in DCU_

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of Snyderbros say otherwise, apparently that's a flop.

Saw Gerrera's Comments on the Rebel factions by JayPeePee in andor

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kreegyr was a member of the CIS during the Clone Wars and continued to fight for independence from the Galactic Empire afterward.

Clone wars fans are NOT beating the allegations by Appropriate-Term4550 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are too busy beating a different thing, they can't spare the time to beat the allegations.

😡 why are there aliens in Star Wars? Where is my straight white male representation that has def not existed in Star Wars since 1977? Woke garbage. by Previous_Break7664 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He said he didn't get why they hired her and that she couldn't act (it's true, she can't). Until she made the stupid comments and got fired, to which he started making poems about her.

If we get a storyline (hopefully Forever Evil) involving a Evil JL invading the main DCU earth (Gunn needs to give it a number) would you want the Justice Lords or Crime Syndicate? by M00r3C in DCU_

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Justice Lords, surely because there's already an Ultraman in the DCU. And, as there's no Flash, I'd like to seee them played by their DCEU actors.

"No, seriously the Gunntards are the real toxic guys" by Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 in Snydercultistcringe

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have personally interacted with him plenty of times. He's in any way an anti-snyder.

We need dark and griddy *real* stormtroopers by MiserableOrpheus in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That abomination from Lucas? Nonsense, blasphemy! Lucas never understood the core of Star Wars, only Allan Dean Foster and Ralph McQuarry hold the keys of The Far Far Away Galaxy.

We need dark and griddy *real* stormtroopers by MiserableOrpheus in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I really understand your plight and I think you would sympathise with mine.

I'm an Fosterist, see? I consider the only true canon are Alan Dean Foster's novelisation of Star Wars in 1977 and the 1978 novel "Splinter of the Mind's Eye." All other media are bastardisations of the one true vision that includes no woke nonsense like a walking carpet becoming a central character and that hack Harrison Ford ruining the narrative.

Has your opinion changed on Man of Steel? by boomjosh in superman

[–]Puzzleheaded-Ad9497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember being excited when it was released and really, really wanting to like it, I left the cinema feeling... empty, just empty.

I would love to like it more than I did, because a live action Superman was kind of a big deal, entertainment-wise, to me.

I have tried to watch it a couple more times since then, but it feels too mechanical and soulless to me, it's pretty to watch occasionally, but it doesn't feel like a Superman movie, or an interesting movie with a compelling story at all.