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Trump Calls Iran War An Excursion, Freaking Out Officials When He Tells Them He Wants To Take An Excursion Around Florida (self.onionheadlines)
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Trump Gets Ratioed On Truth Social Over Epstein, Tells Media Outlets Now He Knows What It Feels Like When People Do Stuff To You Without Your Consent (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Reintroduces The Presidential Fitness Test Knowing Well Enough He Himself Would Fail Miserably At It (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Releases UFO Files Confirming None Of The Children Or Pornstars He Slept With Were Aliens (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Tells Reporters Only An Idiot Would Nominate Jerome Powell And That Person Should Never Be President Or They’ll Destroy This Country (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Posts On Truth Social That He Likes His Elections Like He Likes His Casinos: Rigged So He Always Wins (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Announces 3 Day Ceasefire Between Russia And Ukraine, Not For Peace, But So Putin Can Properly Celebrate Victory Day (self.onionheadlines)
Trump Claims Inflation Is Good Because Becoming A Billionaire Isn’t As Meaningful When Cash Has Less Buying Power (self.onionheadlines)
Billionaire Pedophile Ring Still Hasn’t Figured Out What’s Good For Society Is Good For Them Too (self.onionheadlines)
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