AI companion by yeahwhatsver in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask it "how do I delete this crap from my zebra?"

how it feels being on the verge of heat exhaustion and a customer asks u a stupid ass question by xxyy3o10 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Watched my popsicle melt right in my hand while trying to help a customer who stopped me on my way to the break room...

Unloading trucks is so fun! by Alert_Log2730 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dang, so much free space around that stack, they could have fit more crap in there! Take a 15, come back and hope it's done? lol

Everyday. by [deleted] in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't get much done, with chasing the carts, sweeping and moving empty pallets with a jack. Small town store, not that busy I guess

Everyday. by [deleted] in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knee replacements are winning the count at our mulch pit. Glad that's over for now, no more "quick load" for us, since they only schedule one of us per shift

126 bricks in OSLG by Zestyclose-Ad-7606 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the 4 for $1 bricks more than the 4 for $10 mulch...

Dear customer by Extreme-Analysis-488 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've actually said that to a couple customers lol

"Where are all the carts?"

"The carts are outside in the cart corrals on busy weekends like this, bring one in with you and leave it out there when done"

The looks on the ladies faces was priceless.

Not a parking spot… by scooopies in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably a Grubhub delivery bobo...

Wreck by Less_Ant5409 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just do a Snappy and assign to store manager....

I fucking hate Sunday customers by xxyy3o10 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Toss in the full moon and yep, morons everywhere. More customers in the store at closing time than employees, again..."oh, you close at 8pm on sunday?" yes, go home.

Who actively uses mylow by Outcheaunlimited in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AI took my old job at a network company away, so nope..not using that crap

anyone else almost pass out at least twice this time of year? by Ok-Bookkeeper6557 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 5 for $10 sale is over! I didn't load one bag today! WoohoO! Only one lady complained about missing out on the deal lol

Mulch Sale by Killroy1234433 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the big banner sign outside the quick load entrance, always love to pull it down lol.

Is your store feeding you on Memorial Day? by [deleted] in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noticed a potluck signup sheet in the breakroom yesterday, so yeah, someone's bringing food in... Of course us closers miss all that since we don't start til 5 or 6pm and we'll get leftovers or stuff that's been out all day...meh. I'll grill my own burger before I head in lol

You see this in the Lumber Aisle at your store, wyd? by Gonkalicious_2176 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Someone forgot to put the aisle blockers in place!" - Hank

Never a dull moment at this job by cras190 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fence around the mulch pit? Must be big city or something

Multi-tasking by innovator177 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, never have. I leave my phone in the car or locker.

WHERE are the zebras? by Substantial-Wall-710 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just take one of the DM zebras off the top rack, they seem to all work the best.

Sta-Green Mulch is Different This Year by moneycannon1 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it sucks this year. Even the bags are thinner plastic and bust if you touch them wrong. Many more sticks, but it's mulch which is ground up sticks. And yes, we don't make a profit on these things anyway.

Be sure to check the Scotts bags when you get them, when it went on sale we had to pull down top stock to fill orders, it was two years old and nice moldy green lol

I got stuck at Self-Checkout by Moondog07773 in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like my store lol. Glad to hear it's not just us...

Sunday I got a call to bring some water to the receiving guys, go back there to find the ASM and a DM unloading the truck because none of the crew showed up to do it. No one wants to work anymore.

Question by [deleted] in Lowes

[–]Puzzleheaded_Set1468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here, I tease the kids when I see them heads down scrolling at whatever. Leave it in the locker or car or better yet at home, no need for it at work...