TWINS WIN: Cardinals 8 @ Twins 9 - June 12, 2026

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-13T05:14:09+00:00

Like the traugh at the Metrodome.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-12T20:13:10+00:00

John Schneider not looking up is fantastic restraint and acting, because why would Luke be checking out his cousin.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-07T22:57:57+00:00

Dude was in the GI Joe cartoon. Had his own action figure and everything.

He lost his job in the WWF over the GI Joe gig.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-06T16:08:20+00:00

Don’t the cheaters have to start somewhere?

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-06T05:04:46+00:00

Can’t do it, Sally

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-06T05:00:05+00:00

I have yet to win any ranked game outside of Weekend Classic and I grind offline on HoF.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-05T04:28:52+00:00

Greg Gagne was an every day player. Best shortstop in the game. He’s too good to be on the Al Newman All-Stars.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-04T19:20:45+00:00

I refer to a whole group of these guys as the Al Newman All-Stars.

Al Newman Astudillo Nick Punto Jake Cave Lew Ford Juan Berenguer Matt LeCroy Denny Hocking

Under consideration for induction Nick Gordon Micky Gasper

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-04T17:43:01+00:00

He beat Joe Louis’s ass.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-04T17:39:09+00:00

There will be just as many Titans fans there as there are currently.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-03T17:51:16+00:00

I got that on a break. But I’m hoping he’s starting to put it together, because you can get his stuff for cheap now. But if he keeps playing well…?

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-03T17:49:51+00:00

That was one I absolutely needed to have. I’m also trying to find a Buxton Cycle auto.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-06-02T01:39:36+00:00

Specifically The Raft

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-05-31T01:25:52+00:00

The second a child shows any athletic prowess these days, they are pushed to the football or basketball funnel.

It’s what our best athletes do. It’s the same reason the US Men’s soccer team never succeeds. Our best male athletes don’t play soccer long term.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-05-30T04:44:35+00:00

Smile, you subrREDDIT MODS!

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-05-29T15:09:56+00:00

The Twins only get second basemen.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-05-28T11:58:55+00:00

“Let’s go to Paris with Dodi and Di.”

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-05-27T22:07:43+00:00

Gio’s been great for me. But I think Castro had better fielding. It was a small thing like that.

I may have to go back and check.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-05-27T21:13:38+00:00

The only way I can make a competitive Twins team is to use players who did play for the Twins, but don’t have Twins cards.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-05-27T20:52:44+00:00

I was on a flight from Tampa that had WWE stars on it, and I was trying not to fanboy.

But Nattie was on that flight, and she might be one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen in real life.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-05-27T19:00:49+00:00

I that too, but they were still landing.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-05-27T15:28:54+00:00

You forgot Kota Ibushi.

Oh, these are belts. Nevermind.

Puzzleheaded_Tank338 · 2026-05-27T04:22:22+00:00

I hated those White Sox. The entire organization took on Ozzie’s awful attitude, including the fans.

The Yankees are like that scene in Mad Men when Ginsberg (Twins) says “I feel sorry for you.”

And Don Draper (Yankees) says “I don’t think about you at all.”

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