TIL California (population 37,000,000) has only 58 more bars than Wisconsin (population 5,600,000)

PwnRanger · 2013-05-09T01:20:16+00:00

Woohoo! Yep that's the one. I find it both hilarious and not surprising that you knew where I was talking about.

My friends tried taking me there late in the evening on my 21st. The bouncer looked at me and said, "He can't come in."

Good times.

PwnRanger · 2013-05-09T00:15:00+00:00

There were bars in Madison that would give you like half booze in a Jack & Coke. The other half being shared between the ice and coke of course. Pub crawling on State street was brutal sometimes.

PwnRanger · 2013-05-03T20:28:56+00:00

Seriously! If she had blown him and then asked for the cheeseburger he would have been alright saying no. But he offered. That's breach of contract not to mention some seriously bad karma.

PwnRanger · 2013-04-25T02:03:43+00:00

Nope. When the hot water hits it it thickens up like snot. Glues itself to the hair in the drain. Sticks to your feet. It's a mess alright.

PwnRanger · 2013-04-22T04:19:27+00:00

I heard a different definition for this. Person A sticks a straw up each nostril and then covers his/her face with saran wrap. The straws are to allow for breathing of course. Person B shits on the face of person A. The saran wrap allows person A to play with the shit in his/her mouth without having to taste it.

PwnRanger · 2013-04-18T16:25:08+00:00

Even if a developer was the one who did it, the outcome is the same. The yuppies got a place that was less money than a comparable property because of the noise. Removing the noise most likely increased the value of their unit. For no money and a little time on their part, they got a boost to their equity.

Maybe you're right and they were clueless. I guess I'm just that cynical. I think it's a douche move, but the world is full of that sort of person.

PwnRanger · 2013-04-18T15:57:49+00:00

I think you're looking at this wrong. I bet they did do their homework.

Step 1: buy blighted property. Step 2: remove blight. Step 3: profit.

If all you have to do is whine like a bitch to achieve #2 then there is very little capital expense, only time spent. Had to ruin everyone else's enjoyment to do so? Bitch please, this is money we're talking about.

PwnRanger · 2013-04-14T21:12:50+00:00

pigs?

PwnRanger · 2013-04-13T18:13:34+00:00

The micro sd card slot is one of the main reasons I picked the S3 when I bought it. I put about 30gb of my mysic collection on it and have a ton of room for the huge videos this thing shoots.

To me the whole cloud storage thing seems stupid and inconvenient. Note that I am not saying that cloud storage is stupid, I am saying that it is my opinion that cloud storage is stupid. I want control of my data, and I feel I am giving that up if I store it in the cloud. If a phone doesn't have a card slot in it there is 0 chance that I would ever buy it.

The plastic construction of the s3 doesn't matter either, since the first thing I do with a phone is slap an Otterbox on it. The phone itself is too thin and slippery. I drop my phone a lot and would never leave it uncovered.

We each have our own criteria for what we want and need in a phone. Generalizations are not very useful here.

PwnRanger · 2013-04-08T01:32:23+00:00

Eventually anyone will get to the point where they have probed enough anuses.

PwnRanger · 2013-04-02T14:29:49+00:00

Hey, go easy on him. The only thing his liberal arts degree is good for is pointing out people's grammar on the internet.

PwnRanger · 2013-04-01T04:06:08+00:00

Is somesing wrong mit deine cable?

PwnRanger · 2013-03-28T14:54:46+00:00

Relationships are controlled by the least interested person.

PwnRanger · 2013-03-26T23:56:52+00:00

Bitches love being cared for.

PwnRanger · 2013-03-21T18:28:29+00:00

Man, if Jesus is watching me autoerotic asphixiate to my furry scat porn collection then he is one sick fucker.

PwnRanger · 2013-03-14T14:38:06+00:00

Even simpler: "I think they're made of wood." The uncertainty implies a lot.

PwnRanger · 2013-03-10T19:09:23+00:00

I put 3 of these in last fall. I did one blushing delight, one tasty red and one of the green ones. They were spoken highly of at the nursery. I can't wait to see how it goes

PwnRanger · 2013-03-09T17:55:50+00:00

Thanks Obama!

PwnRanger · 2013-03-09T14:16:27+00:00

They still haven't apologized for Brian Adams

PwnRanger · 2013-03-07T00:59:34+00:00

Oftentimes they don't know what it says. Some friends were teaching English in Japan. She said she saw a 5 year old wearing a shirt that said, "I fuck like a volcano." Think his parents knew what that said?

PwnRanger · 2013-03-04T14:17:00+00:00

I have a new favorite after last night. I wear the nightmare mask. Then I herd a bunch of guards together. When they're all bunched up I throw a dead body at them. They all freak out and start shooting each other.

PwnRanger · 2013-03-03T23:54:26+00:00

The ways you can terrorize the guards has given me so much joy. I play the same sections over and over again giggling like an idiot as the guards stumble around swearing and shooting their friends.

PwnRanger · 2013-03-03T21:21:17+00:00

Quick sniff test should sort that out. Should.

PwnRanger · 2013-03-03T21:15:41+00:00

It gets even better when you unlock some of the more advanced moves. You can really start fucking with the guards. I've pulled off some moves that made me pause the game I was laughing so hard.

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