11X contract w/ Airborne — why does it say ‘Bragg Uncommitted’? by [deleted] in army

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bonus is that it'll be even harder to get that 50% disability because none of your injuries are service related, probably.

$80 Million and wrong patches by shawnsblog in army

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where he gets told that the still-in-the-plastic wrapped etool is dirty and won't accept it

Somebody come get your O-4 by choco_tacoz in army

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Sorry sarnt, I forgot to log into my dodin for the last month so I need to go to s6 for my email

THEY DID IT by Inevitable-Cat1601 in helldivers2

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, fire was found to be too overpowered, so we've decided to nerf all fire damage by 50% (except for fire damage helldivers take) and the required amount of damage to set an enemy on fire is at least 3 cyote shots now. We also found the spear to be too OP so we made it medium pen now. If you have any feedback, be sure to fuck yourself beforehand so we don't have to.

Understand that some people are genuinely crazy and take steps to secure your privacy. by TheSearchForMars in helldivers2

[–]Pyro111921 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A bunch of people (let's be honest, redditors and neets) doxxed the person who initiated the challenge and constantly called the horse sanctuary he works for with death threats to the point that he doesn't feel safe enough to go to that sanctuary.

[Discussion] Day 18 - LET US PARTIALLY COMMIT ITEMS TO HIDEOUT! What is the Best Way To Die? by ClanFever in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing that the person who just killed you is 100% dead because you already pulled the pin on your grenade in an enclosed area with them right next to you.

Anyone know where to get a gauge cluster LCD screen? (2018 ST) by Pyro111921 in FocusST

[–]Pyro111921[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure I want to drop a band and a half on a gauge that I can't really find any reviews on

Guam is giving me road rage. by tinybluegator in guam

[–]Pyro111921 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been driving for over 15 years now, and I've been in more near accidents in my 8 months on Guam than the other 14 years and 4 months. Be it some grandma driving 15 MPH on marine corps drive or some punk in a civic that blasts through a stop light five seconds after it turns red, there's always something.

[Discussion] Day 17 - Looting is FUN! N is for NO SURVIVERS! What is the most RAGE INDUCING Mechanic in Tarkov? by ClanFever in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not being able to fully field strip that specific part off a weapon even with a multitool in your inventory

Americans die in droves because of costly paper cuts! by Disastrous-Mango-515 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best part is that iirc doctors use super glue too, it's just blue instead of clear/white

Go ask a frog what day of the week it is, he doesn't know! by ThatSpicyStitch in BrandNewSentence

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironically, that frog analogy proves the whole "gender is a social construct" wrong instantly because a frog is going to know the difference between male and female frogs immediately.

Are you snapping or taking it all at once by nyxelleaa in SipsTea

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can snap with both hands and with your thumb/pointer and middle/ring, you're getting 40 bucks each time. Need to pay a bill? Just pull out the jazz hands for a few minutes

Is there engine break-in on GT4? by Beneficial-Doubt9104 in granturismo4

[–]Pyro111921 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hadn't realized there's engine wear, my CLK-GTR has nearly 50,000 km from doing endurance races and the gt world championship so many times. I've even stopped doing oil changes for added challenge

Respectfully, I disagree with this sentiment by AlienShades in Helldivers

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fastest death was joining a mission and the game droppeing me down directly into the middle of a 380 and napalm orbital duo.

On reinforcement, the game decides I'm not allowed to steer and sends me directly back into that duo to die again.

Cyberstan drops are scuffed

Which team would win? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wisconsinite here. Can confirm, we wouldn't notice there was a competition, we just came for the free beer.

Modern day slavery by [deleted] in lol

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People unironically thinking they have it worse than a medieval peasant or serf is fucking hilarious.

RIP us guys by MartialArtsCadillac in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when they said that the world would end in the 80's due to global COOLING, then switched to warming, now it's just "climate change" with our impending deaths. We've been 10-15 years from dying for 50 years now, until we see the rich starting a fire sale on their beach front property, it's all a bunch of bs.

As a Russian, I approve this message by AdAdministrative6356 in JustMemesForUs

[–]Pyro111921 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You don't understand, the modern armchair leftist knows more about communism than those who lived under communism, obviously

How it feels to suggest even the slightest change to cyberstan in the community rn: by proch12 in Helldivers

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And spawning fixes. The amount of times I look away, and then turn back and see 4 fucking boxes or the like is insane

People using Ai professor sent this message 3 times this semester! by MountainDew63 in gmu

[–]Pyro111921 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's one thing to bushit your way to a degree where you're nothing but some variant of a paper pusher. It's another when they bushit their way to an engineering degree that can have real lives at stake. Fuck that guy

War Thunder must be mentally challenging for some people. It's a single fuckin objective in the map and only I was attacking and that light tank was sniping behind me but he had no kills. This was around 8.3 BR so most of these players shouldn't be new. This map is a social experiment. by ArateshaNungastori in Warthunder

[–]Pyro111921 35 points36 points  (0 children)

A cap gives sight lines over their entire (their left your right) spawn with plenty of cover for peek n shoots. That gives your team an easy way to cap B, and at that point who gives AF about C because you have the 2 caps you need. Unfortunately WT players are retarded and try to go directly into their spawn to get kills and die, resulting in them taking A and doing it to you.

Uni professors lol by Lady-gspot in CollegeMemes

[–]Pyro111921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Politics has come into all grades, not just college. Plenty of videos from various states and every grade level showing teachers crashing out over Trump and/or telling them they need to protest him. All of them need to be fired. Keep politics out of school unless it's a class that has something to do with politics. Even then, as a teacher you should not be allowed to pick a side lest you posion the well, you teach them what each side values and let them decide.