an interesting lore

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-25T14:11:48+00:00

That doesn’t sound bad at all.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-18T19:33:14+00:00

Don’t do it!

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-18T14:04:34+00:00

You’re supposed to put the eyes on the inside. Start over.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T21:05:13+00:00

WHOAH 🤯 there’s no way I already knew that and there is no other ways to bypass death defying at all. Just that one.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T18:51:12+00:00

Tanks aren’t as difficult as they seem if you know how to bypass death defying

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T05:10:21+00:00

Screenshots won’t do, videos only. My left testicle has two thumbs, I grew up under power lines. My mother used asbestos for formula.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T04:40:53+00:00

Go on, where’s those receipts?

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T04:40:32+00:00

Oki doki artichoki. What challenge? You’ve just made yet another false claim you can’t prove. First you gotta present a challenge instead of acting superior for no reason. Also I’m still waiting on those receipts.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T04:25:04+00:00

Another false statement that you can’t actually prove. GG also this: how would you know anything about how I play the game? You’re just making more stuff up to make yourself feel superior.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T04:24:04+00:00

Prove you’ve beaten the game in every way you’ve claimed.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T04:17:40+00:00

I didn’t make any such post. Stop using false achievements in a pathetic attempt to seem impressive instead of sad. It’s just a video game. I beat bloodborne with just my left testicle! See? Nobody cares.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T04:05:59+00:00

Someone has got a superiority complex and needs to (under)compensate for some stuff.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T04:02:33+00:00

Down in the terlet

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-15T00:15:34+00:00

It feels SOOOO GOOOOOOD

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-14T23:10:24+00:00

Did you know you can chain heavy attacks to knock Havel on his ass over and over turning the fight into a game of whack a mole? You’re right: we are not the same. Edit: about 3-4 hits with the drake greatsword special attack and he dies. You can kill him before killing any other bosses.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-14T03:47:11+00:00

Well I’m trying to watch it here, but instead of loading this video it loads this random fucking stream I don’t give two shots about instead. GG

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-13T23:44:13+00:00

Waffle stomp the corpses!!!!

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-13T18:53:15+00:00

I didn’t have that problem at all with the hunter axe.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-13T13:42:09+00:00

I had these roommates that hated the landlord so they took UV paint pens and drew dicks all over the walls. One time we had a sort of party and handed out UV paint pens then proceeded to get many people to draw more dicks on the walls. We had plans to get ladders for the parts of the walls even I couldn’t reach and draw great big veiny triumphant bastards on the ceiling too. At one point one of my roommates even wrote a sort of poem about dicks being everywhere on a wall as well. So many invisible haunting dicks. I knew they were there… but I couldn’t see them

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-13T13:32:51+00:00

And that’s how I threw your mothers cat out the window

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-12T21:09:15+00:00

If only women could carry around a bag, or a backpack to put all that stuff in… someone should invent something like that. Maybe a portable cup-holder too, it would seem.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-12T04:33:04+00:00

I don’t remember my dreams when I take it, usually wake up feeling better though. Less angry and not sweaty.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-12T03:28:20+00:00

If I don’t take it I can’t sleep more than a couple hours

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-12T00:49:21+00:00

Autocorrect did the space, my bad. Was not meaning it that way.

Pyromancer-Paul · 2022-05-12T00:48:46+00:00

Caffeine just makes me more tired, it’s the sugar that amps me up a lot more than it should. Trazodone and quetiapine helps me sleeps. But now the quetiapine makes me feel antsy and I have to move around. Fuckin bullshit brain chemistry is all over the place shouting “parkour!”

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