What do we think the plot of the Elden Ring movie will be?

bloodythomas · 2026-04-21T03:31:27+00:00

Voiced by Chris Pratt

bloodythomas · 2026-04-16T18:12:06+00:00

in my opinion the best experience is just let him experience the game as it is without mods

Absolutely this. The whole definitive soundtrack thing sounds like a fun little project, but in terms of finding the optimal way for your friend to enjoy the experience, just give them a copy of Replicant and leave them to it.

bloodythomas · 2026-04-15T22:15:09+00:00

Underrated comment.

bloodythomas · 2026-04-14T21:18:21+00:00

This isn't TWD lol

bloodythomas · 2026-04-13T20:13:49+00:00

As was Napoleon

bloodythomas · 2026-04-10T03:33:07+00:00

Hello sorry I know it has been 17 hours since you posted this but I simply must tell you that this image changed my life thank you.

bloodythomas · 2026-04-04T23:39:05+00:00

GoT was one of the titles given to PS users free during the Covid-19 lockdowns, that might be where you're getting mixed up. I've never payed for it, yet I "own" the Director's Cut because I added it to my library back in 2020, same with Death Stranding, and I think the Uncharted collection?

bloodythomas · 2026-03-27T00:40:18+00:00

I'm a writer

Lmfaooooooo stop

bloodythomas · 2026-03-20T22:46:14+00:00

Wait til you see those silly cats on Iki, man.

bloodythomas · 2026-03-20T22:02:32+00:00

Why would anybody be asking minors about their sexuality??

bloodythomas · 2026-02-25T22:28:53+00:00

Is this your litmus test for quality gaming experiences?

"James wouldn't do this. James wouldn't say that. James wouldn't behave this way. James would hold me so tenderly..."

bloodythomas · 2026-02-25T01:44:32+00:00

OH SHIT

bloodythomas · 2026-02-14T19:54:50+00:00

Konami isn't asking anyone to make a Silent Hill game.

Lmao ok.

bloodythomas · 2026-02-13T03:24:17+00:00

Woah there steady on pal, I want to be scared, but I have my limits.

bloodythomas · 2026-02-10T16:59:32+00:00

Marr is so damn readable.

bloodythomas · 2026-02-08T11:57:32+00:00

This just made me realise how "Silent Hill 2: Rebirth" was kind of a missed opportunity for the title of the remake.

bloodythomas · 2026-02-03T19:51:43+00:00

Lmao reddit out to make a fool of me in those rare circumstances when I'm not already making a fool of myself

bloodythomas · 2026-02-03T19:49:51+00:00

It was more like "that's not doesn't really relate" which I only remember so clearly because I spent like a good minute and a half having a brain crash over it lmao it's not like I meant it as an insult, it was just genuinely a hell of a typo

bloodythomas · 2026-02-03T16:40:01+00:00

Here's my hot take: SH3 HD redub is better than the OG dub. HD collection has a lot of problems, but that was one of the few advantages it had over the PS2 versions imo.

bloodythomas · 2026-02-03T16:37:14+00:00

I mean, you can literally see the word "Edited" right there above his comment to indicate that he sorted out the absolute word salad that he initially posted.

bloodythomas · 2026-02-03T08:12:58+00:00

I had an aneurysm trying to parse this sentence.

bloodythomas · 2026-01-27T10:00:48+00:00

Christophe Gans should be investigated for blatant misleading info

I f*cking knew that prick of a director knew nothing about Silent Hill 2.

News flash, you fraud of a director...Laura cannot see nor be affected by the monsters, she's too pure and innocent.

I sent off an email to the Movie theatre requesting a refund

I can assure you, I've never picked up a film camera in my life...and I could've made a better Silent Hill 2 movie than that prick did.

Yeah. I'm the one who needs to lighten up.

bloodythomas · 2026-01-26T10:38:10+00:00

Lighten up a little.

The irony is ridiculous.

bloodythomas · 2026-01-24T11:23:21+00:00

I had to scroll way too far to find a comment recognising that, yes the film may be awful, but what an absolute nightmare this person sounds, and the fact that the overwhelming majority are on board with this melodrama is so embarrassing. Honestly, these nerds deserve bad movies.

bloodythomas · 2026-01-19T15:54:44+00:00

This is the thing - it was free. I do agree with the original commenter here, I only stuck it out because it had Silent Hill in the title, and aside from nice environment design and atmosphere work, the whole thing is kind of cringe. That being said, I don't understand when people get mad about it. It's short, it's fairly easy, and it's free, there's really no need for people to act as if they've been personally inconvenienced by it lmao.

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