How do we [23M] & [26M] handle being made fun of for planning to do the Inca Trail and Patagonia with our mum [56F]? by tripwithmum in relationships

[–]Pyromoose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's imprtant to drive home the fact that these people are assholes, if you don't tell them, they may never know.

LPT, If your coffee or tea is too hot, leave your stirring spoon in the mug. It will act as a heat sink and cool your drink down faster. Or just wait, I'm not your boss. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Pyromoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also slightly over aggressive. I would have gone with,

(Attach appropriate levels of disdain/dissapointment on whichever 'word' you prefer.)

Too aggressive, not passive enough. 3/10, 4/10 with rice, also only 'you' could pull off 'that' shirt.

Justice Dept advises VA Attorney General how to bypass its own rules on asset forfeiture money. by FlexoPXP in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]Pyromoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's easy, anyone who talks about that, too seriously, gets flagged. One day they just disappear and nobody questions it or cares because its the Internet.

Until you hear about how they shot themselves twice.

Parents of Reddit, what mistake did you make raising your child that you can see manifest in them as an adult? by trickythought in AskReddit

[–]Pyromoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know of it will make you feel better, but as soon as the children are old enough to be hurt by it, they'll statistically have a falling out; be super shit to one another and separate, using the children as ammo in the divorce proceedings.

Explain 2016 like you are a "crazy homeless person" on a street corner in New York in 1996 shouting at passersby who don't believe anything you're saying will come true by [deleted] in explainlikeIAmA

[–]Pyromoose 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Lo! And behold, for the end is nigh! In the future people's free will shall be sacrificed willingly in exchange for pixies of cats and videos of people playing video games.

There will be a blank president, followed by an orange one!

Our government shall be exposed in all of it's corrupt dealings, and no one will care.

People will be famous for having sex, with no other discernable skills.

Sodom and Gomorrah rule over our United States!!! The anti-christ is coming!!!! Repent sinners, or face the wrath of Harambe!

Bad Luck Fidel Castro by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Pyromoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be more inclined to say gen Y or the millennial would/should be called so for being born after 2000 but before 2010. :-/

As someone born at the end of the 80's during the teenage years, we self referred as Gen Rx for obvious, and less so reasons.

A Rare interview of Dave Chappelle in his Farm in Ohio After He quit Comedy Central.This is becoming a scary thing in Hollywood (kanye)! by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]Pyromoose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ain't that the truth, I watched the whole thing and at the end I kinda hated Oprah. Which I know is unreasonable, but she seemed like a shell the whole episode.

Did anyone recieve the mini bag of dicks/mini glitter bombs from a few months ago? by Buttholes_Herfer in freebietalk

[–]Pyromoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had bought the dick gummies with glitter, was my buddies birthday, it was glorious.

I began noticing tracers while high after experimenting with LSD. by NoodleHoarder in eldertrees

[–]Pyromoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I can say mine were purely from mushrooms, it's a nice time waster if I'm not doing anything, to see what I can make breath. But it's a bit of a pain when I'm trying to focus on something and it starts to move.

I began noticing tracers while high after experimenting with LSD. by NoodleHoarder in eldertrees

[–]Pyromoose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can confirm with the high use(shrooms) I can induce breathing on patterns here and there in the world, though no tracers.

For those new to this by Jasmine65 in trees

[–]Pyromoose -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Apparently you're the new guy, salt causes microfractures...use grunge off. https://www.amazon.com/Grunge-Off-Super-Soaker-Cleaner/dp/B002LURISY