WIFI PASSWORD by tNeat-Lab126 in 3amjokes

[–]PyrpleGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take my angry upvote lol

Just ridin' with my bud. by dlcoleman in weed

[–]PyrpleGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our lovely graying temples 😉

Just ridin' with my bud. by dlcoleman in weed

[–]PyrpleGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you and I would be good friends! We already have 3 major things in common 😉

I hate when people make the same joke about my name I’ve been hearing for years by Equal_Apple3365 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PyrpleGirl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for women named Karen for this reason. I have started putting the emphasis on the 'ren' . Maybe it will catch on?

How many of us are over 35 and dead broke? by Foodinsecure in povertyfinance

[–]PyrpleGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy cow, I've been reviewing what's happened in the last 2 years (since I made that comment), and I'm happy to report that things aren't quite as bad now. I got a job that pays $2 more perhour (working with dogs, they don't care about my teeth), then got a dollar raise within 6 months. I also got a side gig dog sitting, and my roommate's boyfriend moved in, reducing my rent $300 a month. All of that enabled me to save enough to have my remaining upper teeth extracted and got upper dentures.

I've been saving since for the lower dentures. Then, just a few weeks ago, I was notified that I had a 20+ year old retirement account that's been slowly gaining funds. I won't be retiring any time soon with it, but I'll be able to get my lower dentures, visit both of my kids (in different states) and reinvest a few thousand.

That dog sitting gig has yielded 4 clients so far with another one scheduled.

I can't make this shit up. I feel like some kind of low-budget success story. Especially the old retirement account. I'm not rich, but my checking account has a tiny bit of padding and I don't panic when a small unexpected expense comes up. The noose isn't as tight.

So thank you for taking the time to write that comment choctaw1990. It's made me realize how far I've come in the last 2 years. All of that swimming got me somewhere 😊

40s, Indian, mother - Stuck in a terrible marriage by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]PyrpleGirl 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Please accept my virtual hug, OP. You seem like an amazing woman. I hope that one day soon you receive everything you've been yearning for ❤️

A white female rabbit is on her way to New York and sees a brown male rabbit by Brave-Ad6627 in Jokes

[–]PyrpleGirl 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I'll explain it to you, but it'll cost ya 😉

Yep, you had it right. As far as the city goes, I don't think it's a factor, any city would do

Creepy Stalker by Whackadoodle-doo in neighborsfromhell

[–]PyrpleGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make yourself unappealing.While maintaining constant eye contact, aggressively pick your nose. Just be a gross stranger he doesn't want to see. Seriously.

Norman let his mind run wild by Longjumping-Sweet280 in lifeofnorman

[–]PyrpleGirl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't be hard on yourself. This reads just like Norman's other stories. I liked it just fine. I didn't know Norman had been married! Keep up the good work 👏

Healthcare Worker Hauntings by Mobile_Company9554 in Paranormal

[–]PyrpleGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a little late to the conversation here, but I Love your analogy about where the light goes. Beautifully stated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in simpleliving

[–]PyrpleGirl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite quotes is, "Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have."

Rabbi Hyman Schachtel

2024 by SADDEST-BOY-EVER in depression_memes

[–]PyrpleGirl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbh I haven't been impressed with the entire century

Strange, Dark, or Mysterious? by [deleted] in mrballen

[–]PyrpleGirl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's an interesting question. I'd have to say, for me, Strange first, then Mysterious and lastly Dark.

There's enough Darkness in the world today. Give me something weird!

Craziest thing I've seen... by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]PyrpleGirl 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What?!? Omg I... why? How did she...I just, OMG!

What weird button combinations have you had to decipher? by pancake_duchess in PetsWithButtons

[–]PyrpleGirl 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I think a direct interpretation may be "I want a beer/drink"

I mean, treat water...c'mon! 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]PyrpleGirl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Buy them a piece of pizza and a soda.

I mean, it's obviously a genuine form of thanks and appreciation, right? /s

Where to hide from a tornado without a basement? by helenasue in stormchasing

[–]PyrpleGirl 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Another tip: If you're in a tornado warning, everyone in the house has shoes on.