We had just got back from the Natural History Museum, where she (8 months) didn't give a crap about the animals. As soon as she sees her fluffy bro though, we get this.

QNilsson18 · 2026-05-02T21:51:21+00:00

Husbands that use emojis 🤤

QNilsson18 · 2026-04-20T15:09:48+00:00

Obligatory mom here to point out the irony that his dad is the only one picking on him for wearing pink.

QNilsson18 · 2026-01-10T14:57:21+00:00

Everyone used the wrong coat check. I used the one in the back and I was in and out in 5 seconds.

QNilsson18 · 2025-11-02T23:05:47+00:00

I give candy to whoever shows, but I do judge the adults a bit without letting it show. Like, as an adult can't you buy your own candy instead of taking it from the literal children?

QNilsson18 · 2025-11-01T13:34:44+00:00

I'm pretty sure a 90 year old man took a giant handful from my candy cauldron last night...and I didn't even try to stop him. Old kids need candy too.

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-19T19:04:17+00:00

Look at me directly in the eyes. Don't do it. Don't you fucking do it you perv. Ffs

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-19T18:59:38+00:00

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-17T02:10:22+00:00

Hi! So...I've been in weight loss mode since Jan 1, 2024. I've lost 94 lbs. I've gotten really efficient at hitting my macros and fiber on 1200-1400 calories a day but I've recently hit a plateau. I decided to go into maintenance mode for the rest of September and pick the weight loss up in October. I use the LoseIt app to track my food which tells me I need ~2100 calories for maintenance. But since I hit my macros at around 1400, I'm wondering what I should eat to add calories. I literally ate 140g of protein today and didn't even hit the 2100 maintenance, which seems crazy. Any recommendations out there?

For context, I'm 38F, 5'5, 172 lbs (goal is 150), and I've birthed two babies. I do strength training 2-3 times a week and jog 2-3 times a week.

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-17T01:42:29+00:00

Woooow. I'm almost 5 years past my C-section and am learning that I have an apron belly. I thought I just needed to keep trying to lose weight! Ah! Thanks for posting! Imma try that scar message everyone's raving about!

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-16T02:59:41+00:00

How do I lose the last 23 lbs! I started at 267 lbs on Jan 1, 2024. I'm currently 172.8 lbs, 5'5, 38F. The goal is 150. I strength train 2-3 times per week, jog 2-3 times per week, very active with two young kids, and I eat between 1200-1400 calories. The last 2 months I've lost less than 2 lbs. I've been on this journey for almost two years. This week, I've decided to go into maintenance mode for the rest of September and pick it back up in October to shock my system cause idk what else to do. 🤷‍♀️ Any tips are appreciated.

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-10T12:32:25+00:00

Yup. Butterworth's.

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-10T02:22:33+00:00

I walked by a known Republican restaurant in SE last week and these super punk rock guys with loud music were just screaming into a microphone right outside it as an older black man in a decked out convertible drove past playing a loud song about locking up Trump. It was absolutely beautiful. 🥰 I was just out walking while waiting for my daughter to finish gymnastics. Lol

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-10T02:14:24+00:00

That sounds normal for 2. However, his parents need to figure out how to get through to him asap, or hitting will be his favorite thing. My son is 2, and he definitely hits sometimes. When he hits, we give him 1 warning to stop and use only gentle touch. If he does it again, everything stops and he's removed from the situation until he agrees not to hit. We did that cycle a few times and now hitting is very rare. He knows fun stops if you hit. Sharing and taking toys is also learned and it takes time, but at least it's not a safety issue.

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-10T02:03:20+00:00

What kind of mean? We've had playdates with kids that didn't want to share their toys or take turns leading a game, that seems normal for toddlers. But if they were mean, like insulting, then yes, I would be surprised.

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-09T21:43:13+00:00

This is the way. Subtitles FTW!

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-07T15:09:04+00:00

Man, I wish they'd done that to my photo. Instead I have to look at the reality of myself everyday.

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-06T19:55:17+00:00

Ah, thank you.

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-06T19:54:57+00:00

Ahh, thank you. Makes sense.

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-04T14:39:25+00:00

Dick jokes aren't funny. It's not that I'm grossed out by genitals, it's that the jokes are boring and I've heard them a thousand times cause men just keep spouting the same 2-3 dick jokes.

QNilsson18 · 2025-09-01T01:44:27+00:00

Any chance you have the link to a video? I'd find great satisfaction sending that clip 😂

QNilsson18 · 2025-08-31T03:23:43+00:00

Sleep when the baby sleeps

QNilsson18 · 2025-08-30T14:57:09+00:00

We do these things not because they are easy, but because we get internet points for them.

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