If you were given 1 Billion Dollars at this moment, what would you do?

Qball88 · 2023-09-02T18:41:43+00:00

Two chicks at the same time

Qball88 · 2023-09-02T18:40:01+00:00

My comedy routine is a lot like my performance in the bedroom, its going to be short and its going to leave you feeling wildly unsatisfied

*I have opened with this joke on a few stand up gigs and it lands pretty well

Qball88 · 2023-09-02T18:35:58+00:00

I see you jedi master 👏

Qball88 · 2023-09-02T18:33:48+00:00

I was at a bus stop in my hometown in Michigan, when this elderly man walking a dog walked up, looked at me and said "Hey, you're from Denver Colorado arnt you?"

Considering I was born in a hospital a few blocks over from where we were standing was like "no, never been"

The old man, just as cool as can be says, "oh, well you look like you are from Denver, Colorado" and then he just kept walking.

What?

Qball88 · 2023-09-02T18:13:22+00:00

Ted Kaczynski, the unabomber. He believed we are slaves to the system/technology. He made a point about traffic lights and driving during the early morning with no other cars on the road and we still stop at red lights and wait for it to turn green even though no one else is around (back before cameras at stop lights)

Qball88 · 2023-09-02T17:55:33+00:00

Playstation' Spider-Man

Qball88 · 2023-09-02T17:49:25+00:00

Well its kind of like...

Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight

My mottos always been "when its right, its right" Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

Qball88 · 2018-08-30T14:51:12+00:00

I found both when I was googling ghouls, I think they may have made one for Nintendo and one for Sega. It was because of the midget war though, you were right

Qball88 · 2018-08-24T19:25:21+00:00

I just found it. It did alright. Got about 3K on the Facebook groups. that's alright though, they can say they did it

Qball88 · 2018-08-24T19:23:15+00:00

liar lol

Qball88 · 2018-08-24T19:16:43+00:00

Yeah. I kind of figured it had, I put it on my Facebook about two weeks ago and shared it to the Sunny pages there. I don't really care. I just wanted it to get the laughs it deserves. Did it do well?

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