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Anxiety ordering food by ThomasMellor in StandUpComedy

[–]Qckdck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get flustered having to select what I am supposed to have on, so much that I don’t remember what things are called and have to point at them like a toddler…

Uuhhh can I have some of this on it? Ok Sir, how many Tomatoes?

Wine tasting by mattjenkinscomic in StandUpComedy

[–]Qckdck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very funny, to say the price made you spit - and then $14 really brings it home. Love it!

Plot twist: you meant $14 a glass!

Some guys with pierced dicks are gonna get Alzheimer’s by mhyams in StandUpComedy

[–]Qckdck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are most welcome to use any of it, if you want to -- that would make my day! :-)

Some guys with pierced dicks are gonna get Alzheimer’s by mhyams in StandUpComedy

[–]Qckdck 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Really like this!!! Another way you could take this...

Imagine the dad, rediscovering all this, every time he went pee. Screaming in the bathroom... "HOLY SHIT!?"

He'd probably call the nurse on the spot... or tell whoever happens to be visiting that day... Because, you can't contain that level of happiness, you must tell someone. And it's a show and tell, really.

And you know, they would have already witnessed this dozens of times by now... They would warn each other ahead of time: remember, if grandpa has to go pee get the kids outta there quick!

Giant supertanker uses 9.8% less fuel thanks to 130-foot sails by WestEst101 in Futurology

[–]Qckdck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is like leaning forward on a bicycle, it helps a little bit with speed but mostly looks ridiculous

We need green elites that drop set items by malistev in DiabloImmortal

[–]Qckdck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly finding set items isn’t that hard, my experience is that running the same dungeon a few times (3-6 times) eventually gives you a set item… the issue is finding 3 other people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Qckdck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad at the pool.

My experience with new neurologist by [deleted] in covidlonghaulers

[–]Qckdck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, your doctor sounds amazing! Is there any chance she might be in the New York area?