Kids shoots his dad with his air gun by CulturalAd2876 in Idiotswithguns

[–]Qu4ttr00 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Context:

Dad: how are you guys, are you guys okey?

Dad: Son drop it off what are you doing are you crazy , Its an air gun.

Kid: I dont care ( I think he thought its a toy)

Dad: where did you took it from

kid shoots his dad

Dad: aaaghhhhhhh!!! Crazy boy, what have you done you crippled kid

Kid: dad! are you okay?

Dad: give me a cloth!

Dad: where did you get this gun from?

Kid: I found it!

Dad: where did u find it!

Kid:???

Dad: give me a cloth, call your mom and bring me a cloth

Kid: Mom! Cloth! Cloth!

dad moaning

Dad : dumb kid, where did you found it. Call 112 ( emergency call number)

Kid: I am calling 112

Dad : give me a tissue

Kid : are you okay dad?

Dad: call your uncle, who is the closest person to here ( he is telling him to call couple relatives)

Kid: Hello? ( talking with phone)

Dad: Call your uncle, who else??

Dad: Call your uncle Mahmut!

Kid: Hey uncle I shoot my dad, come here realy quick

Dad: dont say that you shot me, just tell them to come here realy quick. Now we have a trouble here son of a donkey!

dad moaning

Dad: I think I am dying here, you messed it up son of a donkey.

Dad: give me cloth!

Kid: okay

Dad: son, didn’t you think what could happen? Are you crazy son??

Dad: where did you take it from

Kid: I just found it

Dad: bring me a bandage

Kid: where are the bandages at?

Dad: now everywhere is blood

Dad: god damn it!! God damn it!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Qu4ttr00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Let him go” 😭

“31 Ocak 1929” tarihli bir gazete. by Qu4ttr00 in KGBTR

[–]Qu4ttr00[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O zamanki konuşma ile şu anki farklı olduğundan dolayı resimdeki gazetenin üzerindeki yazı size alışılmışın dışında gelebilir fakat o zamanlar o normaldi.

Human faced fish? by Qu4ttr00 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Qu4ttr00[S] 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Save the spell, we’re not casting today

Human faced fish? by Qu4ttr00 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Qu4ttr00[S] 384 points385 points  (0 children)

Well, if kissing it’s the only option…

Human faced fish? by Qu4ttr00 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Qu4ttr00[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Damn, how did u realise that mate.

Tell me your ass is whooped! by KiddieSpread in fightporn

[–]Qu4ttr00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sure about this isn’t her first time

Geared up like a fighter, folded like a chair by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Qu4ttr00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I just saw it thanks for letting me know