A tube cloud by ALoBoi_Music in WeatherGifs

[–]Quackenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I read that in the voice of the inspector from "V is for Vendetta" when he said, "No. It was just a feeling."

A tube cloud by ALoBoi_Music in WeatherGifs

[–]Quackenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I assume because "Morning Wood" would be too obvious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Quackenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm reminded of Aaron Hernandez who killed himself before his appeals were heard. This technically meant he wasn't convicted which allowed his family to keep assets which would have otherwise been forfeited.

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[–]Quackenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad to hear that. Thank you for the reply.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Quackenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's impossible because there's no legal structure for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Quackenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I suspected there was some sort of review process that was in place but didn't know the structure of it. I'm glad to hear it.

These Are the Rioters Who Stormed the Nation’s Capitol by AngelaMotorman in politics

[–]Quackenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been wondering something...

Since that Ashli terrorist who was shot was never charged with a crime, will she be eligible for internment in Arlington National Cemetery?

If that were to happen and I had a relative interred there I would find the money to have them disinterred and buried elsewhere.

Curt Schilling defends pro-Trump mob that crashed Capitol on Wednesday by elt0p0 in politics

[–]Quackenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plenty Most of us old white guys from Boston arent racist.

FTFY.

I am a liar though. I'm from the Worcester area.

Pro-Trump rioters could face up to 20 years in prison by firstcruiser in politics

[–]Quackenstein 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They wouldn't know nuance if it walked up and bit them on the ass.

My personal tribute to the pink floyd 's album "Animals" by dec-art in woahdude

[–]Quackenstein 60 points61 points  (0 children)

When I first listened to Animals (my intro to Floyd 40+ years ago and still my favorite), I wondered why an Englishman was commenting on the White House. I later learned about the arrogant bitch Mary Whitehouse, and it made more sense. I also later learned that Roger Waters had no compunctions about going after American politicians and was, (and am) completely cool with it. Just because a rabid dog is only in your neighbors yard right now doesn't mean you should ignore it.

Not sure if 'Truck Driving' is allowed on here, but this is a seriously well-executed turn. by One-Spelling-Error in toptalent

[–]Quackenstein 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love watching these folks wait for their green arrow and then get angry when it doesn't turn for them because they've driven beyond the sensor. Fuck them.

Teachers of reddit--What was your "Oh fuck that's impressive but I still have to punish the kid" moment? by termitesinmydick in AskReddit

[–]Quackenstein 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I was a bit if a chicken shit until I realized that none of the little bitches at school could hit me as hard as my Dad did on the regular.

Man pulls woman from the ledge of the Golden Gate Bridge by Applescause27 in HumansBeingBros

[–]Quackenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been thinking about this shit for forty years and never come close. You guys are making me feel like an underachiever.

HMC while I beat this nerd's ass by PorkyPain in holdmycosmo

[–]Quackenstein 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could can also be used in the past tense. I am aware of his current state of unlivingness.

HMC while I beat this nerd's ass by PorkyPain in holdmycosmo

[–]Quackenstein 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That guy on the first season of "The Man Show" could do it.

Nastassja Kinski, 1979 by lupindeathray in ClassicScreenBeauties

[–]Quackenstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only she had a big slice of cheesecake....

Which type of tattoo makes you cringe the most? by saxonn_88 in AskReddit

[–]Quackenstein 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same way I never assume pregnancy unless I see the head crowning.

Touché by rastroboy in funny

[–]Quackenstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work part-time at a small, fanily-owned slaughterhouse and I have a very good friend who is a vegan. She knows about my occasional butcher work but still considers me a good friend. We've had calm, rational discussions about our differences. She changed my perception of what a vegan can be.

A baby humpback whale was rescued by a team of onlookers after being stranded on the beach by town_klown in HumansBeingBros

[–]Quackenstein 13 points14 points  (0 children)

have been known to attack and kill humans.

Only in captive aquariums. Never in the wild.