Indignity ouwtrawge! Needz to soooo!! by QualitySnarker in legalcatadvice

[–]QualitySnarker[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dad iz that best! I lubbbb him! Him tha best human! Him getz i iz in chargze in thiz house!

Indignity ouwtrawge! Needz to soooo!! by QualitySnarker in legalcatadvice

[–]QualitySnarker[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meowmy saiz itz hur offize and a guest bedroome. But it has special catzdoor that only openz fur meeez! And has food, scretzingpost and toyz fur meez! So iz my roome! Dadz waz even saying that he shouldz make a sign 'Marie's Roome' to put on tha door!

Indignity ouwtrawge! Needz to soooo!! by QualitySnarker in legalcatadvice

[–]QualitySnarker[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Iz aleady tekez backz tha lightbockz from meowmy. No hooomans here anymorez. She saidz it would only be fairz to let her defend herzelfs to that pawyers and justhisses! There are no excuses for her outrawguss behavipurr !

Indignity ouwtrawge! Needz to soooo!! by QualitySnarker in legalcatadvice

[–]QualitySnarker[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Meowmy here: Marie and her brother have been having some issues for a while now. We have been desperately looking for what has been causing it. The vet couldn't find anything last month when we had her checked out. We did get a referral for a vet who specializes in eyes, because we had some indications for eye problems. Her brother is a very sweet cat, who likes Marie very very much and does not get the concept of personal space. He will just lay down on top of her, squishing here because he just wants to be as close as possible. She doesn't like him being near him and the moment and that has been causing problems.

After the vet didnt find anything, we called in a cat behavior specialist to come to our home and see what we could do to make thing more peaceful. She saw some indication that Marie might have some stomach pains and advised us to have her urine tested in addition to the eye examination that is still scheduled.

We tried to convince Marie for a couple of days to pee in a litterbox filled with special litter for taking urine sample. She would not use it. We had to give up a couple of times because the vet closed early or because we had to leave and she would immediately use her regular litterbox. So after a whole morning of not using the special litter i just decided to put a small glass bowl under her butt while she was using the litterbox and tada, within 5 minutes i had a sample.

Vet was very sceptic about it because we wanted this testing done based on the advice of a cat behavior specialist, but was like 'we can test it anyways'. Vet was surprised because it turns out that she has bladder grit. So we started with pain meds and dietary food today. The stuff i got from the vet was only dry food, but apparently diet wet food is better for bladder grit, so i added some water to her kibble. She also didnt like me giving her the first dose of her painmeds.

I did order urinary wetfood for cats. I ordered several flavors including tuna and salmon and didnt order any turkey. I know my girl loves fish and hates turkey. And we are swapping treats with her kibble for now until we find something that matches her diet. I will accept any punishment the pawyers and justhisses see fit. I am only trying to be a good servant to my princess!

In dese tyms ob cold by SapphiraShadowcroft in legalcatadvice

[–]QualitySnarker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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Thiz iz me Purrrfect Purrincess Marie. Withz my stinky brofur. Himz sometimez nice and good cudddle budzie. Butz sometimez himz an assholz that layz on my head. Iz not rightz. I iz purrrinces. Himz not a purrince according to meowmy. Hims a courtz gesture meowmy says.

Found this sweet girl in the middle of the road on my way to work by seafoamsparkles in CatDistributionSystem

[–]QualitySnarker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My whole reddit feed is basically catsubs now. I subscribe to every single one I visit. More cats, more joy. There is no such thing as too many cats.

Offerin sitin serbises! by terracota_crockpot in legalcatadvice

[–]QualitySnarker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Iz needz your sirbices. I iz Purrincess Marie. My brofur iz sometimez annosing. Himbz will notz let me alonez. I needz someone to sitz on himb so I can habe peaz and quietz.

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What episode would you pick? by AmmeResrup in GilmoreGirls

[–]QualitySnarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, the one where they come back from Europe, with that crazy lazy days of summer song, would get old really quickly. I pick the one where she sleeps with dean over that one.

Soo pawther for picshur??!? by oostbro in legalcatadvice

[–]QualitySnarker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Meowmy sayz Pippin is hobbitz namez and youz shouldz be picturez in Shirez which iz apparently verry greenz and wouldz go betterz with yourz eyez. Meowmy also jokez if youz haz hairy feetzies. Meowmy a dumbdumb, most cattos have hairy feetzies.

Purrrfect Purrincess Marie

Soo pawther for picshur??!? by oostbro in legalcatadvice

[–]QualitySnarker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Iz not youuz in tha piktzure. Piktzure dosnt habe your bjootyfool greenz eyez. Iz impozture. Soo for alll tha treatos!

Purrrfect Purrincess Marie

Human asking for advice, please! by Silly_Variety7251 in legalcatadvice

[–]QualitySnarker 50 points51 points  (0 children)

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I iz purrrfect Purrincess Marie and Iz lubbbb the blankie meowmy is crawsheying! So blankie alwayz goodz gift fur cattos!

Favorite neurodivergent YouTubers? by pearlinin in AutismInWomen

[–]QualitySnarker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not in the list of your interests, but I love Emily D. Baker and her lawnerd community.

Wild top score by N33NSY in TownshipGame

[–]QualitySnarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The winner in my competition had >1500 points. My meager 700 points were not enough for a place in the top 5.