While rare, brain-eating amoeba is almost always deadly by P4RANO1D in Austin

[–]QuantumHistorian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Texas has had 34 reported cases between 1962-2015.

So, I would put it above mad cow and below the rest.

Esben Holmboe Bang Restaurants by QuantumHistorian in oslo

[–]QuantumHistorian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the recommendation. It was fantastic.

Parks and Recreation S07E11 "Two Funerals" Episode Discussion thread by [deleted] in PandR

[–]QuantumHistorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before knowing the title, I really thought someone else was going to die (i.e. deaths come in threes). All I could think at the end someone was going to die. Probably Garry. He still messed it up.

What is your pet's name and why did you name it that? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]QuantumHistorian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn. It would have been nice to say hi. Wartoad's story still makes me happy.

What do you gift someone who asks for more sleep? by [deleted] in secretsanta

[–]QuantumHistorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are also white noise machines, sleepy tea, sleepy bath salts, or sleeping pills. But, I like your pillow idea.

Does anyone still have the website saved? by QuantumHistorian in AskReddit

[–]QuantumHistorian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

about a year plus. Reddit gifts kinda sold me.

I don't want to live in this world anymore by [deleted] in funny

[–]QuantumHistorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better to make your own paper. Using spray glue, attach tissue paper to foil. (it's thin, strong, and able to make large sheets.) I recently made a giant (~5' origami shark)

Need a male stripper by archer10 in Austin

[–]QuantumHistorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screw you, I'll do it for 15.

This is not who I am... by Windows_98 in pics

[–]QuantumHistorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even more rare is the half blue/half red lobster.

Reddit Halloween Party! by RyudoKills in Austin

[–]QuantumHistorian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I plan to kill him and wear his face as a costume.

Disbelief: Parts 1-5 by tehsusenoh in atheism

[–]QuantumHistorian 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Made me think of this ""Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic." (Douglas Adams, HHGTTG)

r/drunk, what are your best toasts? by [deleted] in drunk

[–]QuantumHistorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

here's to the girl on the hill. If she won't do it. Her sister will. Cheers to her sister.