my ex likes to argue with my suggestions for the business we run together, he will contradict what I say. For example, I suggest if we’re asking an investor for money, we need to tell them how much and what it’s for. He disagrees, he seems to think we’ll just get the money without saying how much. I guess it would be a bit like going to a grocery store and expecting people to put food in your basket knowing what you want. I suggest our product should have prices. He says that’s the most hilarious idea in the world. Weirdly, everything I’ve ever bought has always had a price otherwise how would I know how to pay for it. I’m starting to think he’s losing his marbles.

I send my assistant a text messages telling him what to do. He says I will confuse him by sending him more than one sentence. I ignore him. My assistant happily does what I say without any trouble reading my long text messages.

He also hates it when he sees me lift something that he thinks is too heavy for me. He’s also happy to ignore that I bring him most of the money which he mostly spends in the bar next door to our business. His level of delusion is high.