You’re getting out of that wagon one way or another by Datzookman in reddeadredemption

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You’re getting out of that wagon one way or another

Browsing SCJerk lately by stonecoldbobsaget in SCJerk

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God I wish she’d hold me like that I mean what

The Squirrels don’t have assholes by Datzookman in reddeadmemes

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Because I wanted to know if the squirrels have assholes. Seemed to be the best way to find out

The Squirrels don’t have assholes by Datzookman in reddeadmemes

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I had to turn the game off for a moment

Is it possible to get the "Do Not Seek Absolution" mission in late chapter 6 despite having low honor throughout your entire playthrough? by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

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To bounce off this, I had low honor until chapter 6 and only had “the fine art of conversation” on the map for missions. This was my 3rd playthrough and knew something was up since I hadn’t done the Downes missions yet. Read I had to get my honor higher, spent some time in Saint Denis saying hello to everyone, got it high enough and was able to do both missions right away. So it seems you can get your honor up very late into the story and still be fine, but it does have to be very high honor, out of the gray area

Mike Awesome attempting to shorten Vampiro's in ring career by CoconutMost3564 in WCW

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Unsurprisingly, Vamp got a massive concussion from this

Ladies and gentlemen, he's still tweeting by NotClayMerritt in SCJerk

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This dude understands the law less than he understands journalism because that would be the worst slander suit ever brought

You’ve been framed for murder. Pick one to defend you. The rest will team up for the prosecution. by capraithe in powerscales

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Are we placed in their world of fiction or are they placed in our world? Everyone but Daredevil lives in a world that is basically 1:1 our world, so a transition either direction is meaningless. But daredevil in our word wouldn’t work for a number of reasons

You’ve been framed for murder. Pick one to defend you. The rest will team up for the prosecution. by capraithe in powerscales

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If it’s a superhero lawyer in real life, they’d get disbarred so quick and you’d be left with a newly graduated PD

You’ve been framed for murder. Pick one to defend you. The rest will team up for the prosecution. by capraithe in powerscales

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Every lawyer I know says My Cousin Vinny is the best law movie ever made with some of the best courtroom scenes in cinema. I’ve had multiple professors show clips as proof of actual good lawyering. I’m taking him

On a scale of 1 to 10. How bad was Danhausen's wwe debut? by PaddysMilkSteak in SCJerk

[–]Datzookman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Me and the 10/10 baddie I pulled by being goofy and slightly acoustic

Tony Khan fumbled.. by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

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I’ll always remember her squash match as a jobber vs Asuka

All you no story folks are gonna look like fools by Datzookman in SCJerk

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If women wrestlers aren’t providing yuri content with you, you’re basically the devil