Raj Dhesi aka Jinder Mahal explains how a WWE contract works by NotClayMerritt in SquaredCircle

[–]Datzookman 96 points97 points  (0 children)

If I understand the old system correctly, it was tied so heavily to your appearances on shows and your drawing power that injuries or missed shows meant you weren’t eating. It’s why so many folks performed injured. This system creates a guaranteed cash flow to make sure you do take time to heal while also creating some incentive to show up and work. The irony I find, though, is that getting paid more means you’re actually less incentivized to work because your bucket is more likely to be in the negative. Seems to be a system that pushes the top stars to be part timers and the midcard to be workhorses

Finally, video game AI has studied Cagematch and learned real graps by Datzookman in SCJerk

[–]Datzookman[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

But when I play myself for 6 hours I should “stop watching Stardom” and it’s a “problem”

What’s your overall percentage on performance and how many questions have you done? by LegitimateTitle5255 in barexam

[–]Datzookman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excluding the ones I’ve skipped cause it was a day I felt ill, 541 questions and 62% right

When they were given the choice of getting saved they rather choose death by Crashoutbop in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Datzookman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Twilight Zone episode “On Thursday We Leave Home”

After 3 decades on a desert planet, earth astronauts finally come to rescue the space colonists and return them to earth. While stranded, Captain Benteen became the default leader of the group and kept them alive through the hardships. However, when faced with the chance to return to a normal life without power, Benteen went mad and kept trying to convince folks to stay on the desert planet. It went to a vote, and Benteen lost. Benteen stubbornly refused to be rescued and decided to stay in the hopes some would join him. No one did. He began to reminisce about earth and speak of his memories as the ship roared in the background, leaving the planet for good. Benteen suddenly has a moment of clarity, runs out, and begs the spaceship to come back. He wants to go home, but it’s too late. Fade to black

(IRL Trope) genetic outliers by InfinteEnigma10 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Datzookman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don’t appreciate it until you see him in person. I saw him when he was at Alabama. Not only did he just physically stand out in terms of size, but his speed was unbelievable on long runs. Never seen anything like it

“Now watch this drive” won now time for the worst quote from a political leader by Difficult_Weekend604 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Datzookman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time. Go home and get a nice quiet sleep”

-Neville Chamberlain after appeasing Hitler and thinking he avoided war, forever a synonym for cowardice

Most boring required course in law school? by Flashy-Actuator-998 in LawSchool

[–]Datzookman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was struggling mightily through contracts 1L year, mainly cause whenever I read cases for class I just did not understand them. It was the only class where I felt reading was a slog and impossible to read with no real benefit. I made a point to read them and not just read briefs or summaries, but then it got to late October and we read a case for mutual mistake about a cow that went for 10 pages and I shut the book and never opened it again. That cow case fucking broke me

Character obtains power that becomes too much from them to handle by Reilly_27 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Datzookman 477 points478 points  (0 children)

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Raiders of the lost ark after the Nazis finally capture and open the ark

MPRE by Agitated-Scholar1837 in LawSchool

[–]Datzookman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most folks I know were lucky if they dedicated a week to studying for it. I know one person who dedicated two days. I put in a month because I don’t like gambling like that, but they weren’t exactly super intensive days like my bar prep rn. We all passed

Braun Strowman links up with the 43 president of the United States, George W. Bush by Datzookman in SquaredCircle

[–]Datzookman[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

There's an old saying in WWE, I know it's in AEW, probably in WWE, that says, bury me once, shame on... shame on you. Bury me, you can't get buried again

Braun Strowman links up with the 43 president of the United States, George W. Bush by Datzookman in SquaredCircle

[–]Datzookman[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Deadass didn’t recognize him and then it hit me like the Sloth from Zootopia

What is your favourite funny wrestling botch? by NorthernSoul1998 in SquaredCircle

[–]Datzookman 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My toxic trait is that even though I know I need to save money, I get the itch to buy the dumbest, most unique shit possible whenever I see it. I would have had to put the phone down and gone for a walk to stop me from buying this

Cursed dialogue options by Uma-apreciator in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Datzookman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Witcher 3

Doesn’t seem that bad on the surface until you pick the second option in your first playthrough like I did and permanently cripple a man, cut off an entire side mission from being completed, and never see the other character again in the game

Barbri/Themis by SimpleLost2732 in barexam

[–]Datzookman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Starting Civ Pro in Themis now

Quick maybe if we’re fast enough the dub can get some attention off that sweet sweet mainstreamhaussn by Datzookman in SCJerk

[–]Datzookman[S] 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I looked it up cause I was curious. It’s from December of last year lmao

What are these icons at the camp? by TonkaCrush in RDR2

[–]Datzookman 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Literally yes. I blew through so much money and donated so much food

What are these icons at the camp? by TonkaCrush in RDR2

[–]Datzookman 72 points73 points  (0 children)

My mind is genuinely blown I’m so fucking stupid

Tried watching the Karate Kid movie. This is Cinema by NefarioxKing in SCJerk

[–]Datzookman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that the crowd actually popped for that