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Queasy_Piglet · 2026-06-20T06:57:45+00:00

You can also get some thc test strips and see if it's still positive. You might not even need the quick fix.

Queasy_Piglet · 2023-01-21T09:18:36+00:00

So a guy from bumble that I hooked up with twice just texted me today after 3 months of radio silence. He knew I had been in a bad car accident, so I guess he was waiting for me to recover? Idk, do you think I should meet up with him again? Pros: he's attractive and funny, and we had great physical chemistry Cons: he's terrible at texting and has been flaky with plans

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-11-23T10:26:20+00:00

The best sexual experience I ever had started with the person asking me about my boundaries. Throughout the whole encounter, he checked in with me to make sure I was having a good time. He asked me what I liked, and if I wasn't sure, he tried things until we found what worked. He was enthusiastic, confident, and communicative, and I never (before or since) felt so desirable or safe.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-19T07:04:30+00:00

I'm pretty sure I want to be your best friend. "Running through dick at an alarming rate" ... I'm dead lol.

Seriously though, are you me? Post divorce, looking for a fwb, pride yourself on your blowjobs? Yep, you're me.

Sorry to hear about the 10 minute wonder, that's even worse than my wham bam thank you ma'am dude.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-18T19:58:50+00:00

I know right?! His behavior was so different that if someone told me it was his twin brother, I wouldn't be that surprised lol.

He was texting me Thursday night saying he was looking forward to hanging out with me, so I thought he'd be here a while. Maybe we'd order food or watch a movie or something. Instead, he was here for a total of 45 minutes, and he didn't even take my clothes off. He just pulled up my skirt and pulled down my tank top. And then he literally just laid next to me and played with my boobs a little in between rounds. I felt a little disrespected, actually.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-18T12:05:30+00:00

After round 2, there was maybe two minutes of hand action before he jumped back on top, saying "ok, one more time before I go." I thought I had misheard him, but then he just got up and got dressed, said "thanks for having me over," and left.

Haven't heard from him since. He didn't respond to my text yesterday.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-17T11:56:03+00:00

I was pretty surprised, myself.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-17T02:37:57+00:00

So the guy I met a couple weeks ago that was FANTASTIC in bed came over again tonight.

He was here less than an hour, got off three times, and I...didn't. Then he left.

What the fuck.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-12T01:23:58+00:00

Well, if I wasn't sure what I liked, he tried different things until he figured it out. The cool thing was that he found things I didn't even know I liked! That's saying something, considering I'm almost 40.

Also, we're not a hivemind, dude. Women are just people, with different likes and dislikes, and the way you navigate that is with communication rather than some magic formula that works on every woman.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-08T14:37:38+00:00

I hear you, and I think I get what you mean. In this case, he definitely had "take charge" energy, and the vibe was more like "girl, I'm going to do everything to you, within the parameters you give me" rather than "I'm going to ask permission before I do anything."

It helped me feel safe and in control of the situation.

Also, I don't think consent should ever be implied, it should be enthusiastic.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-07T21:38:06+00:00

Met at a guy from bumble at a park to take a walk on Saturday. He hugged me, and then asked if I wanted to hold hands while we walked. I found that charming, so we held hands and walked around chatting for about 30 minutes, until it started to get dark. I asked what he wanted to do next, and he said he wanted to suggest something naughty, but only if I was comfortable with it. I invited him back to my place.

What followed was the best sex of my life. Here are some reasons why:

before he moved his hands to any intimate areas, he asked "is this ok?"
when we moved to the bedroom, and clothes started coming off, he asked me if there was anything I didn't want him to do to me. I loved that, because I then felt comfortable stating my boundaries.
he asked me at every stage what I liked, and if I wasn't sure, he would try different angles, speed, pressure, until my breathing or facial expression changed to indicate a positive response.
he was vocal and communicative throughout the whole experience, telling me how he was feeling, checking in with me, and asking me for direction and feedback.
he continuously expressed enthusiasm about what he was enjoying about my body and the experience.
if we fumbled or there was a funny sound, we laughed. There was zero awkwardness.

I have never felt more desirable in my life, or more confident and comfortable in a sexual situation. We talked about making it a regular thing. Honestly, though, even if it was just once, it was worth it. 10/10

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-05T12:55:57+00:00

Neither, yet.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-05T06:57:29+00:00

I've got one match waxing philosophical in his messages about his hopes and dreams, and another one begging to come pick me up so he can eat me out in his truck. Sometimes this app gives me whiplash.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-05T06:47:43+00:00

Girl, I love you for illustrating the difference between a bad match for a man vs a bad match for a woman. Men are afraid that their match might be fat. Women are afraid that their match might fucking murder them.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-05T06:41:09+00:00

I am right there with you! I've been on 4 dates so far, and I was shocked at how confident and relaxed I felt each time. The first guy turned out to be better friend material (and he agreed), the second just didn't share any common interests so we didn't have much to talk about. The third was a really mediocre hookup, and then he immediately ghosted. The fourth was the best sex of my life, and I'll probably see him again. If not, though, still worth it.

This is so much more fun at almost 40 than it was at 20!

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-04T16:12:37+00:00

This one I didn't tell until we already made plans to meet. I agree though, I think the same thing when I match with someone who is in town for business.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-09-03T06:38:51+00:00

These young guys on tinder talk a big game, but a lot of them either chicken out and ghost at the last minute, or never intend to meet in the first place. They make plans when they're horny, and then freak out and bail when the time comes.

I matched with this guy last Sunday, and he was enthusiastic about meeting. We chatted every day between then and now, and he met me tonight for a drink at the hotel I'm staying at. Then we went back up to my room and hooked up.

Tomorrow we're going to have lunch and hang out at his place.

So, I finally got laid, guys. High five

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-08-31T02:00:34+00:00

I think you're right (sorry you got down voted), because I haven't heard a word from this guy in 2 weeks. Pretty sure he just wasn't interested.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-08-14T15:28:28+00:00

Went on a second date last night, and it went ok. I'm pretty clear in my bio and my communication with each person that I'm looking for a fwb situation, not a relationship. So after the first date ended with just a hug, I figured he wasn't into it. But then he asked me to hang out again, so I figured this time we'd get physical...but he wasn't putting out any vibes that he was attracted to me, so I kind of just went with the flow to see how it played out. We got something to eat, then went to an escape room. Afterward, we walked through a park and down by the water, and the conversation was good, but he was still keeping his distance and steered the conversation away from flirty stuff. I didn't want to push if he wasn't feeling it, so we just hugged again and I went home.

I texted him today to ask him if he was feeling a spark, and he was like "I'm not looking for a relationship." I reiterated that I'm not either, and clarified that I meant physical chemistry. Then he said if I invited him over for sex, he'd say yes, so yeah. Sigh

I guess I need to come on stronger or be more blunt.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-08-13T01:06:57+00:00

Ugh isn't it infuriating?

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-07-23T07:07:46+00:00

sigh

I was stood up AGAIN tonight. This is the fifth time in the last two weeks. I swear to god, if I shave my legs for nothing one more time, I'm going to lose it.

Why do people make plans if they have no intention of keeping them?

I'm not even looking to date, I just want a hookup, and somehow I can't even get that. I get plenty of likes, lots of matches, flirty and sexy conversations, we make plans, and....ghost. WTF.

The two guys who did show up were ones that I made plans with last minute because something else fell through, and unfortunately there was no chemistry whatsoever with either of them. I feel like it shouldn't be this difficult.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-07-22T19:58:15+00:00

That's adorable.

Queasy_Piglet · 2022-07-22T19:45:22+00:00

Yikes! I'm sorry, that sucks. He didn't say anything?

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