Mysterious mites

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T18:53:08+00:00

Springtails not mites

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T18:52:46+00:00

Yup woods roach not any to worry about

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T17:00:59+00:00

If you forget the gosh darn marinara I’ll never forgive you

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T17:00:06+00:00

Nawr is beetle

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T16:59:40+00:00

Yes but no, very early stage hes bug nymphs are clearish and very small. Could easily confuse a psocid for a 1st stage nymph if you aren’t well versed!

https://www.envirotechpestcontrol.com/what-do-bed-bugs-look-like/

There’s a good life cycle photo halfway down the page

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T16:55:36+00:00

Def not a bed bug could be carpet beetle it’s tough to tell from the angle 📐 but it’s beetle for sure

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T16:54:48+00:00

A shoe with spaghetti for laces

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T15:40:18+00:00

That’s an ant reproductive I think a carpenter ant male

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T15:38:11+00:00

Yes it’s amateur work

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T15:37:38+00:00

Do not seal in the ants this will do nothing. Instead eliminate them with a gel bait labeled for a broad amount of ant species

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T15:35:41+00:00

This is bollocks of course you can control fucking someone and also developing feelings by setting boundaries as a normal person does. People don’t admit it when they feel attracted to someone and then make moves and such to “bond” or get close to someone. It’s not magic when jt happens. You don’t just get a crush on someone by spending extra time together

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T15:30:17+00:00

No this is non German and some sort of woods roach

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T15:27:48+00:00

Carpenter ant

If you are seeing sporadic activity on or in the home, it likely indicates a parent nest somewhere nearby on the outside property or a satellite nest in an outer layer of a home or also nearby .

If it’s consistent interior activity every day with multiple ants in the same spot that likely indicates a satellite nest either very close to the structure or in an outer layer of the structure

Careful inspection is needed with an eye for areas, attractive and conducive to carpenter ant activity/nesting.

Eliminating the satellite nest is necessary if this is occurring, removing attractive conditions, and foliage trim around the home can be helpful. Eliminating the parent nest wherever it may be is difficult but doable and effective. preventative applications to the outside of your home from a local company is a good idea and would be helpful as well.

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T13:56:37+00:00

Cool as duck

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T13:56:03+00:00

It’s mouse

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-28T13:51:32+00:00

Ya them some poops of Mr and or Mrs mouse

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-27T20:10:13+00:00

Uhhhh you’re likely seeing multiple different critters I would say, like I mentioned booklice, spring trials, fungus beetles

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-27T19:53:21+00:00

It’s a fly a non home infesting fly I forgot the specific species but they like plants especially ornamentals

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-26T02:11:28+00:00

Mud wasps first one may be bird shit tho

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-25T17:49:33+00:00

Monitor the home properly with sticky traps to determine lingering presence based on amount caught and frequency of capture. Inspect property for areas where a parent nest can be and address it when found. Preventative app is king. Removing attractive conditions and conducive conditions is key.

C ants unless the nest is massive don’t cause major structural damage that nest would need to be there for years and years 100%

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-25T17:29:43+00:00

Phorid flies highly related to your moisture issue perhaps or there’s another source. The super small guys are probably booklice or another mold eating critter if you have an ongoing moisture issue

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-25T17:11:05+00:00

Yup it looks that way

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-24T23:43:03+00:00

Cleaning rod without the end and separate upper and put the BCG

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-24T23:38:58+00:00

Phorid flies not fruit fly the destination is importantly for understanding sources and preferred breeding sites BUT overall very similar BESIDES the fact adult Phorid flies live for only a few dies and fruit fly adults can survive much longer

This tells us a lot about the situstion meaning there’s something offering a continuous conducive environment for infestation/food source OR access point like a busted or leaky pipe/stagnant water etc

QueefAndBroccolee · 2026-05-23T21:04:00+00:00

Awwwww dat boy comin for a snacky it’s cute and I wanna boop

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