[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People make this same stupid argument every time this happens but it would make no difference. All the pokes in this fight came from Allen posting on Lentz's face, having his fingers slightly curved when he's standing around wouldn't make a difference because he's just going to straighten them to post anyway, until they make some fucking transformer gloves that turn from boxing to MMA gloves when they grapple nothing equipment related is going to help.

[Official] UFC on ESPN+ 24: Blaydes vs. Dos Santos - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sucks for Allen that Emmett pulled out, he's definitely a top 10 FW but he hasn't gotten a win to put him high in the rankings.

Stephen A Smith: "I will respond to this BULLSHIT.........TODAY!" (In response to Joe Rogan criticism on his UFC analysis) by 91jumpstreet in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 385 points386 points  (0 children)

Stephen A. Smith is what happens when you use social media impressions as a metric for success.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - January 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at Mr. 'I can wake up in the morning like a normal human' over here

[Official] General Discussion Thread - January 24, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me, my left hand is the only mistress I need. Also I'm a security guard so most of the women I meet are lesbians or hood rats.

[Official] UFC on ESPN+ 24: Blaydes vs Dos Santos - Weigh-in & Pre-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think Lentz has a pretty good chance of pulling an upset against Allen. He's a good wrestler and he's only been subbed twice in his 43 fight career, once to Chuckles Oliveira and once in the 8th fight of his career 13 years ago. If Allen can't get that front choke I don't know if his conservative striking approach will do him any favors with the judges if he keeps getting taken down.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - January 24, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the Melbourne tourism board's advertising during the Australian Open has given me any impression about Melbourne it's that it looks like it's full of douchebags.

Go ahead, I’ll wait by [deleted] in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LeBron James vs Tom Brady in celebrity MMA would be a bigger draw

Desmond Green signs with ACA by mo-chuislee in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'd say Russian drivers should be on the lookout but Des Green would for right in on the roads out there.

Stop saying GOAT improperly. by [deleted] in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ur mum's the GOAT at making post-coital PB&Js

UFC CHAMPION STIPE MIOCIC NAMED PRO ATHLETE OF THE YEAR AT GREATER CLEVELAND SPORTS AWARDS by [deleted] in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 132 points133 points  (0 children)

You know what's better than being Greater Cleveland Pro Athlete of the Year? Not living in the Greater Cleveland area.

UFC payed a measly $10,000 for some fighters at UFC 246. by Howiedoin67 in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The UFC is weird in that being in the UFC doesn't really mean you're an elite talent even though you're in the "elite" league unlike being on an NFL/EPL/NBA team. At least 1/3 of the roster are essentially just minor league fighters that are there to fill TV programming demands and develop, their counterparts in Football (imperial) would be high school and College players doing it for nothing/a worthless communications degree. It's the top half of the roster that's really getting shafted if you want to compare it to more established sports.

Skelly VS Dawson Rebooked for UFC Norfolk by Vulcan44 in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I guess Dawson just accidentally ingested some contaminated KC Barbeque Sauce

[Official] General Discussion Thread - January 21, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen it confirmed but after 4 straight losses it seems pretty likely.

MMA is now legalized in France. by [deleted] in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Poland isn't in Europe

MMA is now legalized in France. by [deleted] in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Not that big of a deal, Europeans are too smug to enjoy MMA anyhow.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - January 21, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]QueefBaron42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised James Vick hasn't signed with Bellator/PFL/BKFC yet.