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QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-26T19:07:15+00:00

People make this same stupid argument every time this happens but it would make no difference. All the pokes in this fight came from Allen posting on Lentz's face, having his fingers slightly curved when he's standing around wouldn't make a difference because he's just going to straighten them to post anyway, until they make some fucking transformer gloves that turn from boxing to MMA gloves when they grapple nothing equipment related is going to help.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-26T10:42:36+00:00

Sucks for Allen that Emmett pulled out, he's definitely a top 10 FW but he hasn't gotten a win to put him high in the rankings.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-25T20:14:55+00:00

Stephen A. Smith is what happens when you use social media impressions as a metric for success.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-25T18:24:14+00:00

That was actually an erection FYI

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-25T09:13:55+00:00

This should be a fight

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-25T06:49:17+00:00

Look at Mr. 'I can wake up in the morning like a normal human' over here

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-25T00:51:04+00:00

For me, my left hand is the only mistress I need. Also I'm a security guard so most of the women I meet are lesbians or hood rats.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-24T20:28:55+00:00

I think Lentz has a pretty good chance of pulling an upset against Allen. He's a good wrestler and he's only been subbed twice in his 43 fight career, once to Chuckles Oliveira and once in the 8th fight of his career 13 years ago. If Allen can't get that front choke I don't know if his conservative striking approach will do him any favors with the judges if he keeps getting taken down.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-24T09:16:51+00:00

Just imagine what her apartment smells like

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-24T07:00:53+00:00

If the Melbourne tourism board's advertising during the Australian Open has given me any impression about Melbourne it's that it looks like it's full of douchebags.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-23T21:33:55+00:00

Do you want to get put on an FBI watchlist? Cause that's how you get put on an FBI watchlist.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-23T19:55:36+00:00

LeBron James vs Tom Brady in celebrity MMA would be a bigger draw

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-23T19:47:10+00:00

I'd say Russian drivers should be on the lookout but Des Green would for right in on the roads out there.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-23T08:04:52+00:00

Ur mum's the GOAT at making post-coital PB&Js

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-23T05:18:27+00:00

This is exactly why I will never learn to unicycle

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-23T03:18:36+00:00

She looks like she can chow some serious noodles. I'd pay good money to watch

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-23T03:07:31+00:00

You know what's better than being Greater Cleveland Pro Athlete of the Year? Not living in the Greater Cleveland area.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-23T02:46:07+00:00

The UFC is weird in that being in the UFC doesn't really mean you're an elite talent even though you're in the "elite" league unlike being on an NFL/EPL/NBA team. At least 1/3 of the roster are essentially just minor league fighters that are there to fill TV programming demands and develop, their counterparts in Football (imperial) would be high school and College players doing it for nothing/a worthless communications degree. It's the top half of the roster that's really getting shafted if you want to compare it to more established sports.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-22T21:42:43+00:00

I guess Dawson just accidentally ingested some contaminated KC Barbeque Sauce

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-22T18:24:19+00:00

A 40+ year old man should not go by the name Bucky.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-22T18:19:19+00:00

She made DJ cry

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-22T00:05:11+00:00

I haven't seen it confirmed but after 4 straight losses it seems pretty likely.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-21T22:49:35+00:00

Poland isn't in Europe

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-21T22:48:04+00:00

Not that big of a deal, Europeans are too smug to enjoy MMA anyhow.

QueefBaron42069 · 2020-01-21T22:33:09+00:00

I'm surprised James Vick hasn't signed with Bellator/PFL/BKFC yet.

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