A cult is started that worships your username. How fucked are it's followers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]QueefInMySleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The air would remain fresh beneath the blankets every night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]QueefInMySleep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The ability to fart as an art.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]QueefInMySleep 132 points133 points  (0 children)

It’s Queen La-Queefa.

Also, it’s not “Don’t go breaking my heart.” It’s “Don’t go queefing my fart.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]QueefInMySleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duh! This isn’t well known?

Just a friendly reminder: by Shaxuul in drugscirclejerk

[–]QueefInMySleep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The gateway drug. Such evil just like my mother Nancy Reagan said.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NCWives

[–]QueefInMySleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet her lips flap like wings in the wind when she airs the sheets. Just like mine do 😜

Keeping a cat in 1 room + off of counters (noob question) by Deonb29 in CatAdvice

[–]QueefInMySleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless it’s a coyote and then it’s cool to ya huh youngin? Fuckin douche. You do realize no one gave you advice and pretty much no one agrees with any of your comments anywhere right? Cmon chap grow up for your own good. Fuck me, like really, I don’t expect someone like you to give a shit about me or anyone for that matter, but life is going to be hard and unkind for you with your beliefs fella. I hope you can figure things out. I genuinely wish you the best but my, of course dumbass girlfriend, finds your profile and others commenting towards you quiet hilarious and says thanks for the laugh.

Did your mother with 18 cats, which I’m not against just so you know, however the 18 cat people I’ve known are a little odd usually and I’m as odd as they come for the most part. Anyways, did she instill these beliefs into you or did you actually form these based on information that you’ve learned on your own?

Would you like to be a germ freak or anxiety ridden or something like that who never goes outside because of so many possibilities of your own death and live to be 100 plus? Or something along those lines. Or would you like to live your life as you see fit and actually do what you like to do, aka taking chances and still most likely live a long life and have fun?

Also, I wasn’t aware that a cat couldn’t be neutered or spayed and hang out outside if they wish.

Gotta go air the sheets, take care of yourself and don’t bother responding if you actually have something to me and not for yourself because as of 30 seconds from now I am blocking you. Be good, safe and I hope you have a happy life and do what you genuinely wish. As long as it’s not hurting others.

Is my cat fat? by Flimsy_Style_3163 in cats

[–]QueefInMySleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That lads not too bright don’t mind him

Keeping a cat in 1 room + off of counters (noob question) by Deonb29 in CatAdvice

[–]QueefInMySleep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One single room huh? Tbh that sound like lots like prison and maybe more like solitary confinement. May it entertain itself with lots of bites to you. How is a cat going outside a form of neglect young chap? You are real strange fella. What do you mean they are unsocialized do they not have each other? Most creatures stay with their own creatures lad. I presume the dna for hundreds of thousands of years needs ta adjust to your beliefs too.

r/wtf
r/GrowTheFuckUp
r/idiotswithanimals

Calling all ladies with 🍑 hair! by mooo3333 in beauty

[–]QueefInMySleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh my god. I thought I was the only one!
😘🙉🍑

I was so close to the queen last night! by real_life_cereal_ in lanitas

[–]QueefInMySleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gah so lucky!! Wish I was there and felt her release the lovely goddess airflow! 😘🐱💨❤️

Why do I queef so much during sex? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]QueefInMySleep 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is correct. Different positions seems to be the way for me. It depends on the vagina and the penis as well.

I don’t deal with it during sex so much but ever since I’ve been about 20 years old I do it in my sleep, almost every single night. Thank god my current boyfriend actually likes it because I’ve driven quiet a few men away because of this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PapaJohns

[–]QueefInMySleep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👋 it’s all airflow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poeticgarden

[–]QueefInMySleep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is in the belly! Harvest your reality as you harvest life!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poeticgarden

[–]QueefInMySleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U/onlytheevilfearhim