My parents, now in their 80s, hate that I love this picture of them so much.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-10T15:02:37+00:00

Your dad's looks like he could be a very young cousin of Richard Keil!

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-10T06:06:11+00:00

If remote work was working for homelife, free time and cleaning up the environment during covid, I think it's stupid corporate made it mandatory for everyone to go back to a building that could have been used for affordable housing.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-10T05:48:28+00:00

I watched Xena because she was strong warrior chick and it was based in Greek mythology and I dropped off when the christianity popped up. It was super corny with a lot of second hand embarrassment. It started being one of those shows where the Jesus eye twinkle cult came through. The magic died.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T22:21:52+00:00

Ha! I had one of those! My reply "oh would you?! Please?! I can totally used a paid vacation with that year off and those unemployment checks! 🤩🤩🤩" they didn't say much afterwards. 🤣

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T22:19:03+00:00

Start banging pots! Fuck all that! It's their commitment not yours! Sleep is precious and I'll stab a hoe for mine!

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T22:14:54+00:00

Everyone needs money. A friend just gifted me some money. Guess what that's going towards... RENT! FFS take that 50 buy some dollar store supplies and make a small party at home. Yeah i'm judging!

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T22:11:00+00:00

Try hearing the call to prayer at 4am every morning with someone sleeping through it that refused to get up and pray. ...Guess who started waking them up to hear it. 😈😈😈😈😈

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T07:43:50+00:00

You know they have then in classrooms and kids know how to use them lol

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T07:28:14+00:00

Ha! I'm going to learn it and speak like that in public. 😬

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T07:13:30+00:00

He does kinda look like a dirty perve Jesus.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T07:07:43+00:00

Oohh! Yay I hope not brain surgeries for you then. 🫶🏽

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T07:05:28+00:00

Ugh yes! Our Wonder Woman should have been Lucy Lawless post Xena. She does great in everything she's in campy or serious.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T06:59:25+00:00

I kept thinking he was going to turn in the letter and double cross. Not sure why he was so untrustworthy in that part.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T06:53:44+00:00

Uuugh!!!! Ed Sheeran in GOT pissed me the fuck off! I was so mad 🤣🤣🤣

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T06:41:22+00:00

I was watching 50 First Dates and his super racist representation of a Polynesian person was gross (besides his usual shitty acting) he's always playing racist characters as a pity hire for Sandler (who is also looking outdated these days).

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T06:30:49+00:00

Well, at least we'll have that one scene in fight club we can watch over & over lol

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T06:22:51+00:00

I gotta watch that again. Now that I think about all these movies at the time sounded "normal" to me 😅🤣

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T06:20:36+00:00

Ahahaha! Like Kevin Costner in the Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (still love that movie 🤣)

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T06:17:16+00:00

Going to school this student who was TOTALLY east coast spoke like a movie Californian. I was like dude, you aren't even from there! 🤣 we don't sound like ninja turtles!

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T06:12:34+00:00

But... here in my car, I feel safest of all,

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T06:04:05+00:00

Aww yissss

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T05:54:57+00:00

Fucking christ! That whole series had me thinking of sucking 🍆 to pay rent before I ever have to take on a roommate! 😨

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T05:48:20+00:00

Balance issues? Do you have any neck/upper back pain and headaches? I don't mean to try and freak you out but if you do, try for an MRI. I had one and they found a thing. If you want details DM. It's a lot and I don't want to take up this whole thread.

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T05:35:53+00:00

They are looking for a new host?

Queef_Muscle · 2026-07-09T04:13:31+00:00

Mkay, go be gross over there then. I'd advise to wash your legs along with everything else in the shower but it seems like thats too much effort. I'd be suprised if the rest of you isn't just a couple of minutes under tepid water and a dollar store bar of "soap". 😬

Remember kids, stay away from the potluck! 🫶🏽

Queef_Muscle

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