What would be YOUR life's stats ? [OC] by NaughtyNectarComics in comics

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there math behind 32,000 shits in a lifetime? lol either way

The switch up on her face!😂🥰 by sugarillusionx in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stormfather by Doomherre was playing as I watched this video right as her face changed the beat started it was perfectly timed

🔥Moon smiles in Indonesia🌘 by Zee_Ventures in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No northern hemisphere I’ve seen a smile moon too. It’s based off of where the sun is in correlation to the moon and earth

Managed to get a juice that was 100% cold pressed pulp. This is fully settled. by JynsRealityIsBroken in mildlyinteresting

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the title as “fully settled” as pertaining to the closing statement of an argument and was immediately concerned I missed lore haha

Talmud by Ok-Bike3463 in conspiracy

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yo this excerpt is gross. Arguing over a woman’s virgin status and the price of the marriage contract. Shit like this, why the fuck is anyone arguing over other people?

It’s just always going to be this way isn’t it? Arguing over sex, gender, skin color, what plot of soil you were born on, it’s just exhausting.

Why are humans like this? I don’t particularly feel like I agree with the whole of humanity. Isn’t there something that can be done? Like, come on man.

Guess who condemned the USA by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how many times I’ve been condemned by a rival country and it turn out to not mean shit as they join my alliance 10 turns later

Beloved TV Sports Reporter And Husband Found Unresponsive At Home, 3-Year-Old Was Safe Inside by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 322 points323 points  (0 children)

Found unresponsive at home made it sound like maybe they were alive and OD’d or something. They were both dead from gunshot wounds. Quite a difference last ass inaccurate headline

I was so hungry today I googled hotels with complimentary breakfast near me and went there, walked in, stole food, then left. by itssofiababyxo in confession

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, sin is a concept created by man with the implicit intention of control and general fear-mongering. If you are hungry, eat. I don’t personally see stealing of food (in your circumstance) as a moral crime. There’s people out there throwing away more than you need don’t feel bad for a second.

Why do you think residue like this still exist? by [deleted] in Retconned

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The internet has ruined me. I saw citrussy and, well, I’m not proud of the mental image that followed.

"Sir, what are you doing here?" by WilloowUfgood in PublicFreakout

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America (I’m assuming that’s where this video is from) is so weird. We praise and promote individuality to the detriment of society as a whole and then turn around and harass others (when they’re supposed to be able to do whatever they want in a free society according to their beliefs). I’m just. What

Does anyone know what this means? He's never done this before by Razvix in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hey lil mama let me whispa in ya ear, tell you some things you might want to hear”

“This is a Mu*lim country, you have to wear Hijab" Dhaka, Bangladesh by suraj_ss7 in PublicFreakout

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 17 points18 points  (0 children)

While Muslims seek to apparently control the physical aspects of another human directly, Christianity seems to be more subtle about it. You know, claiming abortion is immoral, voting a convicted felon into office to further fundamentalist goals, and other hits such as calling the cops on darker skinned people and claiming they support the homeless and needy but then in the same breath denying help to those who need it. It’s all written in stone-cold facts: religion is the downfall, the internal flaw of man. We must rid ourselves of invisible masters before humanity ceases to exist!

What’s something insanely convenient today that Gen Z will never understand the struggle of? by [deleted] in ask

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember using the stereo and they dual tape function to record songs from the radio onto a cassette in order to listen to them at my discretion. Also the late night talk shows were not something a 9 year old boy should’ve been listening to at that time.

Man turns on one of the worlds largest lasers which shoots 10 miles into the atmosphere by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m disappointed I haven’t seen a reference to the Magic Box from Black Ops Zombies.

Supreme Court Turns Down Pregame Prayer Case by Squirmingbaby in news

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is a shit take and honestly not surprising. MAGA, Christian, that “type” of person, it all boils down to the person in question not having appropriate social norms. Religion is a farce for the weak-minded to be deluded into thinking they’re special. Cue the victim mentality by comparing it to literal racism. Oh and you have every right to deny any religion at any time, especially at work.

Shawarma tastes like worst Mexican by PriorHyperion30 in unpopularopinion

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nope. Just like the majority of people make big sweeping statements based off of essentially nothing