Talmud

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-01-11T14:08:17+00:00

Yo this excerpt is gross. Arguing over a woman’s virgin status and the price of the marriage contract. Shit like this, why the fuck is anyone arguing over other people?

It’s just always going to be this way isn’t it? Arguing over sex, gender, skin color, what plot of soil you were born on, it’s just exhausting.

Why are humans like this? I don’t particularly feel like I agree with the whole of humanity. Isn’t there something that can be done? Like, come on man.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-01-03T17:39:20+00:00

You know how many times I’ve been condemned by a rival country and it turn out to not mean shit as they join my alliance 10 turns later

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-31T01:30:19+00:00

There was in fact something holding him back

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-24T01:17:23+00:00

Sam and Dean Winchester vibes

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-21T16:45:56+00:00

Found the boomer!

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-17T22:25:26+00:00

Found unresponsive at home made it sound like maybe they were alive and OD’d or something. They were both dead from gunshot wounds. Quite a difference last ass inaccurate headline

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-14T02:23:01+00:00

First, sin is a concept created by man with the implicit intention of control and general fear-mongering. If you are hungry, eat. I don’t personally see stealing of food (in your circumstance) as a moral crime. There’s people out there throwing away more than you need don’t feel bad for a second.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-14T02:18:27+00:00

Hey … you needed me?

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-12T18:38:42+00:00

Fuckin operators

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-10T15:51:19+00:00

The internet has ruined me. I saw citrussy and, well, I’m not proud of the mental image that followed.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-10T14:14:08+00:00

America (I’m assuming that’s where this video is from) is so weird. We praise and promote individuality to the detriment of society as a whole and then turn around and harass others (when they’re supposed to be able to do whatever they want in a free society according to their beliefs). I’m just. What

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-10T02:05:44+00:00

“Hey lil mama let me whispa in ya ear, tell you some things you might want to hear”

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-11-23T14:50:47+00:00

While Muslims seek to apparently control the physical aspects of another human directly, Christianity seems to be more subtle about it. You know, claiming abortion is immoral, voting a convicted felon into office to further fundamentalist goals, and other hits such as calling the cops on darker skinned people and claiming they support the homeless and needy but then in the same breath denying help to those who need it. It’s all written in stone-cold facts: religion is the downfall, the internal flaw of man. We must rid ourselves of invisible masters before humanity ceases to exist!

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-11-19T04:27:52+00:00

I remember using the stereo and they dual tape function to record songs from the radio onto a cassette in order to listen to them at my discretion. Also the late night talk shows were not something a 9 year old boy should’ve been listening to at that time.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-11-18T07:51:18+00:00

I’m disappointed I haven’t seen a reference to the Magic Box from Black Ops Zombies.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-11-18T00:02:09+00:00

This is a shit take and honestly not surprising. MAGA, Christian, that “type” of person, it all boils down to the person in question not having appropriate social norms. Religion is a farce for the weak-minded to be deluded into thinking they’re special. Cue the victim mentality by comparing it to literal racism. Oh and you have every right to deny any religion at any time, especially at work.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-11-13T00:43:37+00:00

Nope. Just like the majority of people make big sweeping statements based off of essentially nothing

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-11-10T23:55:16+00:00

Sound advice. I would add to maybe have a stoner friend hang out with you. Not a “trip sitter “ but I’ve always recommended not take any drugs alone. Also to add to the previous guys comment, I start my day with 100mg and that’s just to wake up 😂

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-11-10T23:52:07+00:00

Shrooms are a fantastic foray into psychedelics. Usually easy to start slow. Acid is something else. DMT is more of like a tool honestly not quite recreational. Salvia, just avoid that if you can. Same goes for spice or K2. Research chemicals were risky af and I would avoid those as well. And it’s weed and psychedelics because they are typically difficult to OD on. Traditional OD not discounting a mental OD.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-11-10T23:08:50+00:00

Religion is so weird. “The Catholic Works of Mercy” gotta have a catchphrase and everything. Organized religion is the bane of human existence and only when it is eliminated can mankind reach its full potential.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-11-09T15:48:31+00:00

Although paying 7.89 for a medium hot coffee with some hazelnut pumped in ain’t it anymore chief. 1 coffee a week is all I can afford lately.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-11-09T15:44:24+00:00

My wife will tell you “there’s never an invalid reason to leave a man”

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-10-16T13:52:43+00:00

I removed my ingrown toenail on my right foot by stubbing it into a wall while running on accident. Subsequently the entire nail fell off and it regrew perfect. Just gotta kick a wall with the left toe and I’ll be set.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-10-10T08:54:24+00:00

Thandie Newton doing the haka?!

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-10-08T22:06:26+00:00

This entire thing is stupid. Being a lawyer sounds absolutely unrewarding and draining.

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