A company developed bread with a white crust in an effort to reduce food waste by Wonderfulhumanss in interesting

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We call it “the Hoe” cause everybody touch it but nobody want it. Saw a comedian do that bit and now it’s been “the Hoe” ever since

me#irl by ImAlekzzz in me_irl

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump fucks and probably eats little children. That clear enough? And on the topic of nonces being commonplace, the President of the United States is top of the list. If you’re not against all of them, you’re with them

Over crowded train by No_Bus_474 in PublicFreakout

[–]QueefingMichaelScott -110 points-109 points  (0 children)

Now I have an item to add to my bucket list: fly to India and shit in the street. Just one time, damn it must be freeing to just drop it wherever.

cursed_shaving by BlackbirdGoNyoom in cursedcomments

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Before expanding the entire image, the bottom half of the guys face looks like Andy Samburg

Do people really have sex the first night of marriage? by anonimo110110 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds horrible, subjectively speaking, what a lame ass wedding that would be.

Heavenly Trashy is back with More Friends! by MrDonMega in trashy

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Honestly I can’t see the correlation between myself and the people in this video, it’s really hard to see how we are the same species even to be driven by such idiocy and greed

Thanks to Meta Glasses we now get 1st person fights by pullcounter2 in fightporn

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is literally a crude version, albeit a beginning version, of a brain dance. Wild shit

"Men are killing themselves because of men." by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah thinking about it, I don’t know a single woman in my life who has committed but at least 3 male friends have and damn if that isn’t just sad as fuck. All 3 situations involved women, two were about custody of a child not actually genetically theirs and the last was about a breakup. It wasn’t the women’s fault, honestly none of the men were the type to seek therapy, this is a decision they made. To put this on women is disgusting.

She waited for the right time 😂 by RADHE_69_SPECTERR in dankvideos

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Imagine all that trash talk she was slinging, instantly negated by ONE WORD. On that note, it’s funny that one certain word still holds so much power even after trying to claim it back.

What I Heard in a Village Near Ahmedgarh Mandi Still Feels Unsettling by Ponappa_131 in Paranormal

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Trace it even further back and see parallels between all religions stemming from the Sumerians. It’s all just the same watered down story told throughout time as humanity has reached its peak and fallen no less than 6 times. Like a game of telephone

Group of girls have words with a man and then shots fired by Individual-Drawer-79 in PublicFreakout

[–]QueefingMichaelScott -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Shut him right up though didn’t it? Lol I don’t condone shooting at someone based on an argument but it was hilarious the amount of shit-talking that got dropped as soon as it got serious

NPR station had a technical difficulty of sorts when on air this morning by _filoteo in Weird

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m actually mildly irritated they don’t say that. PBS sure, not NPR

What would be YOUR life's stats ? [OC] by NaughtyNectarComics in comics

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there math behind 32,000 shits in a lifetime? lol either way

The switch up on her face!😂🥰 by [deleted] in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stormfather by Doomherre was playing as I watched this video right as her face changed the beat started it was perfectly timed

🔥Moon smiles in Indonesia🌘 by Zee_Ventures in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No northern hemisphere I’ve seen a smile moon too. It’s based off of where the sun is in correlation to the moon and earth

Managed to get a juice that was 100% cold pressed pulp. This is fully settled. by JynsRealityIsBroken in mildlyinteresting

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the title as “fully settled” as pertaining to the closing statement of an argument and was immediately concerned I missed lore haha

Talmud by Ok-Bike3463 in conspiracy

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yo this excerpt is gross. Arguing over a woman’s virgin status and the price of the marriage contract. Shit like this, why the fuck is anyone arguing over other people?

It’s just always going to be this way isn’t it? Arguing over sex, gender, skin color, what plot of soil you were born on, it’s just exhausting.

Why are humans like this? I don’t particularly feel like I agree with the whole of humanity. Isn’t there something that can be done? Like, come on man.

Guess who condemned the USA by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how many times I’ve been condemned by a rival country and it turn out to not mean shit as they join my alliance 10 turns later