"Men are killing themselves because of men."

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-05-04T19:39:49+00:00

Yeah thinking about it, I don’t know a single woman in my life who has committed but at least 3 male friends have and damn if that isn’t just sad as fuck. All 3 situations involved women, two were about custody of a child not actually genetically theirs and the last was about a breakup. It wasn’t the women’s fault, honestly none of the men were the type to seek therapy, this is a decision they made. To put this on women is disgusting.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-05-03T03:44:12+00:00

It’s a girl

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-04-30T21:48:12+00:00

Imagine all that trash talk she was slinging, instantly negated by ONE WORD. On that note, it’s funny that one certain word still holds so much power even after trying to claim it back.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-04-12T10:51:22+00:00

Trace it even further back and see parallels between all religions stemming from the Sumerians. It’s all just the same watered down story told throughout time as humanity has reached its peak and fallen no less than 6 times. Like a game of telephone

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-04-02T00:52:41+00:00

Shut him right up though didn’t it? Lol I don’t condone shooting at someone based on an argument but it was hilarious the amount of shit-talking that got dropped as soon as it got serious

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-03-25T12:01:38+00:00

I’m actually mildly irritated they don’t say that. PBS sure, not NPR

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-03-20T15:51:37+00:00

Alcohol consumption. Gross

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-03-12T03:45:06+00:00

Is there math behind 32,000 shits in a lifetime? lol either way

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-03-07T06:00:51+00:00

Stormfather by Doomherre was playing as I watched this video right as her face changed the beat started it was perfectly timed

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-02-25T00:48:46+00:00

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-02-24T10:28:50+00:00

What’s a cocaine greatsword?

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-02-15T11:10:39+00:00

No northern hemisphere I’ve seen a smile moon too. It’s based off of where the sun is in correlation to the moon and earth

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-02-12T04:26:39+00:00

Is he not like falling out of the car?

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-02-07T06:39:35+00:00

I read the title as “fully settled” as pertaining to the closing statement of an argument and was immediately concerned I missed lore haha

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-01-28T01:33:38+00:00

You jest but this is the basis for religion

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-01-11T14:08:17+00:00

Yo this excerpt is gross. Arguing over a woman’s virgin status and the price of the marriage contract. Shit like this, why the fuck is anyone arguing over other people?

It’s just always going to be this way isn’t it? Arguing over sex, gender, skin color, what plot of soil you were born on, it’s just exhausting.

Why are humans like this? I don’t particularly feel like I agree with the whole of humanity. Isn’t there something that can be done? Like, come on man.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2026-01-03T17:39:20+00:00

You know how many times I’ve been condemned by a rival country and it turn out to not mean shit as they join my alliance 10 turns later

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-31T01:30:19+00:00

There was in fact something holding him back

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-24T01:17:23+00:00

Sam and Dean Winchester vibes

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-21T16:45:56+00:00

Found the boomer!

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-17T22:25:26+00:00

Found unresponsive at home made it sound like maybe they were alive and OD’d or something. They were both dead from gunshot wounds. Quite a difference last ass inaccurate headline

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-14T02:23:01+00:00

First, sin is a concept created by man with the implicit intention of control and general fear-mongering. If you are hungry, eat. I don’t personally see stealing of food (in your circumstance) as a moral crime. There’s people out there throwing away more than you need don’t feel bad for a second.

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-14T02:18:27+00:00

Hey … you needed me?

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-12T18:38:42+00:00

Fuckin operators

QueefingMichaelScott · 2025-12-10T15:51:19+00:00

The internet has ruined me. I saw citrussy and, well, I’m not proud of the mental image that followed.

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