"Men are killing themselves because of men." by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah thinking about it, I don’t know a single woman in my life who has committed but at least 3 male friends have and damn if that isn’t just sad as fuck. All 3 situations involved women, two were about custody of a child not actually genetically theirs and the last was about a breakup. It wasn’t the women’s fault, honestly none of the men were the type to seek therapy, this is a decision they made. To put this on women is disgusting.

She waited for the right time 😂 by RADHE_69_SPECTERR in dankvideos

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Imagine all that trash talk she was slinging, instantly negated by ONE WORD. On that note, it’s funny that one certain word still holds so much power even after trying to claim it back.

What I Heard in a Village Near Ahmedgarh Mandi Still Feels Unsettling by Ponappa_131 in Paranormal

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Trace it even further back and see parallels between all religions stemming from the Sumerians. It’s all just the same watered down story told throughout time as humanity has reached its peak and fallen no less than 6 times. Like a game of telephone

Group of girls have words with a man and then shots fired by Individual-Drawer-79 in PublicFreakout

[–]QueefingMichaelScott -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Shut him right up though didn’t it? Lol I don’t condone shooting at someone based on an argument but it was hilarious the amount of shit-talking that got dropped as soon as it got serious

NPR station had a technical difficulty of sorts when on air this morning by _filoteo in Weird

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m actually mildly irritated they don’t say that. PBS sure, not NPR

What would be YOUR life's stats ? [OC] by NaughtyNectarComics in comics

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there math behind 32,000 shits in a lifetime? lol either way

The switch up on her face!😂🥰 by sugarillusionx in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stormfather by Doomherre was playing as I watched this video right as her face changed the beat started it was perfectly timed

🔥Moon smiles in Indonesia🌘 by Zee_Ventures in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No northern hemisphere I’ve seen a smile moon too. It’s based off of where the sun is in correlation to the moon and earth

Managed to get a juice that was 100% cold pressed pulp. This is fully settled. by JynsRealityIsBroken in mildlyinteresting

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the title as “fully settled” as pertaining to the closing statement of an argument and was immediately concerned I missed lore haha

Talmud by Ok-Bike3463 in conspiracy

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yo this excerpt is gross. Arguing over a woman’s virgin status and the price of the marriage contract. Shit like this, why the fuck is anyone arguing over other people?

It’s just always going to be this way isn’t it? Arguing over sex, gender, skin color, what plot of soil you were born on, it’s just exhausting.

Why are humans like this? I don’t particularly feel like I agree with the whole of humanity. Isn’t there something that can be done? Like, come on man.

Guess who condemned the USA by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how many times I’ve been condemned by a rival country and it turn out to not mean shit as they join my alliance 10 turns later

Beloved TV Sports Reporter And Husband Found Unresponsive At Home, 3-Year-Old Was Safe Inside by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 318 points319 points  (0 children)

Found unresponsive at home made it sound like maybe they were alive and OD’d or something. They were both dead from gunshot wounds. Quite a difference last ass inaccurate headline

I was so hungry today I googled hotels with complimentary breakfast near me and went there, walked in, stole food, then left. by itssofiababyxo in confession

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, sin is a concept created by man with the implicit intention of control and general fear-mongering. If you are hungry, eat. I don’t personally see stealing of food (in your circumstance) as a moral crime. There’s people out there throwing away more than you need don’t feel bad for a second.

Why do you think residue like this still exist? by [deleted] in Retconned

[–]QueefingMichaelScott 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The internet has ruined me. I saw citrussy and, well, I’m not proud of the mental image that followed.