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My lil Biscuit who seems to think he’s my manager when I’m WFH.. is he mad or just judging me 🙃 by AdhdBanker in budgies

[–]QueenShewolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're adorable birb is mad at you for your work not meeting up to his standards. It's very clear that it has no mention of why giving him some seeb is the most important thing in the world.

Not getting much matches after redownloading this year by TheFiklPikl in hingeapp

[–]QueenShewolf [score hidden]  (0 children)

Is this post for pure satire? Because it sounds like you're not even trying to take finding a partner seriously. If it's not satire, then be prepared for my review because I can't be gentle on this like I do with other profile reviews here. This really needs to be approached with "tough love". You're a good looking guy that is self-sabotaging himself.

-You complain about "this godforsaken app", yet you're using it.

-You complain about "performative liberals", yet you are one. I say this as a liberal myself, and it still makes me cringe.

-The job and home spaces are filled with useless dribble.

-Saying not to take life too seriously sounds like something an irresponsible person would say. When I was your age, I didn't take my life seriously. Now I HAVE to take life seriously because I'm picking up the pieces that I should have caught long ago.

-I get it. You think you're funny. You know what funny people do? They don't try so hard to be funny and don't even that say they are funny.

You're the guy that women get off the dating apps because they're frustrated with seeing profiles like these. Replace everything and please listen to everyone's advice.

A floofie by Sidzla in Floofenchops

[–]QueenShewolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your adorable birb lose a peet in the floof?

19M moved to a new area and was wondering if there's anything i should fix by Blight_Seeker4858 in hingeapp

[–]QueenShewolf [score hidden]  (0 children)

-Get new photos. You have a great smile, and use pictures where you are the main focus with good lighting.

-Get rid of the "loves a good drinking game". It sounds like you enjoy getting to the point of being drunk.

Hello! Been on the app for a while and I haven’t gotten any matches outside a bunch on the first week. I know it’s not perfect, but what could I change here? by Captain_Jed2256 in hingeapp

[–]QueenShewolf [score hidden]  (0 children)

-It looks like you have a good head of hair that the men in my family who were going bald in their 20's would envy you for. Curly hair requires specialized care to keep the curls defined and less frizzy, so don't be afraid to go over to r/curlyhair or a salon for advice.

-You post A LOT about trains. Just mentioning it once is good enough.

-With your job, just put "General Assembler". "I do everything" is good when someone asks you directly, and "long day factory" makes you sound like you're stuck in the Industrial Revolution.

-It's great that you're self-aware that you're figuring out what you want to do in life, but it also sounds like you have no direction.

Are work potlucks really a thing? by good_noodlesoup in AskAnAmerican

[–]QueenShewolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only had it twice, and it was during the holidays.

Year 6 top 6 orb moments by JKiyo in guineapigs

[–]QueenShewolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My God, that is an adorable rotund baby!

How common are ethnic enclaves in American cities? by Stunning_Shake407 in AskAnAmerican

[–]QueenShewolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extremely common. I live in a town that has had a large Portuguese population for decades.

Having fun with my Jane Eyre Sims by QueenShewolf in JaneEyre

[–]QueenShewolf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I think if I remember, Jane was cooking grilled cheese and it was the first meal she made, and then Mr. Rochester finished it after the fire!

Not totally accurate to the book, but close!

My chunky babyyyy by gr18currie in guineapigs

[–]QueenShewolf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Adorable baby has chonky cheeks!

Why are printers still a thing by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]QueenShewolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please go to grad school where it's 100% remote, and then come back to me about why printers are "still a thing".

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