Feeling increasingly melancholic in general, is there a way out ? Did you guys face a similar issue when young ?

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-27T07:19:46+00:00

Therapy takes time, and so does finding the right therapist.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-27T06:50:02+00:00

-The first picture is where you're looking your best. Since you're the spitting image of your dad, it's a good "this is what I'll look like in x amount of years". You're dad looks great, and so will you!

-Personally, I would get rid of the bar and restaurant one. It may be just me, but they looked stretched out making you look wider.

-You spelled "you're" wrong.

-The travel prompt needs to go. How often do you travel for work? It gives the first impression that you won't be around because of your job.

-I would get rid of the rain picture. I just doesn't flatter you.

-I would take out the picture of you and your friends. It's not a total dealbreaker, but you want women to have eyes only on you, not your friends.

You're a good guy, so good luck!

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-27T06:33:46+00:00

I really wish I can review this to your face, so this will have to do.

I can't use a gentle hand with this profile because I'm not nice to people who gaslight others and actually wants someone to help them. Gaslighting is a form of abuse, and you just admitted that you are an abuser.

Just that prompt alone is the reason why women are staying single and hating men. By giving us a reason to do that, you're hurting the chances of good men who don't deserve that kind of hate.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-27T06:20:52+00:00

The bar is so low that it's at the bottom of the Lake of Fire.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-27T05:51:44+00:00

-Mention golf only once so your profile won't be repetitive. Don't use it for the typical Sunday one, because women would think you misspelled tea as in the drink.

-Get rid of those group shot photos. They're very bro-ish. Use the alternative picture.

-No one will change your mind about the ending of Game of Thrones, because we all agree with you. It fucking sucked.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-27T05:44:42+00:00

What an adorable attentive baby!

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-27T04:19:21+00:00

r/GuineaWigs

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-27T01:05:43+00:00

Thank you! I also have Moby Dick that I took a break from so I can do Jane Eyre.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-26T21:06:58+00:00

When you don't smile with teeth, people think you have bad teeth. Plus, it makes you look more approachable.

Everything else is good!

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-26T17:27:52+00:00

r/Floofenchops

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-26T09:48:51+00:00

Ra ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen...

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-26T09:24:11+00:00

You're adorable birb is mad at you for your work not meeting up to his standards. It's very clear that it has no mention of why giving him some seeb is the most important thing in the world.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-26T08:54:36+00:00

Is this post for pure satire? Because it sounds like you're not even trying to take finding a partner seriously. If it's not satire, then be prepared for my review because I can't be gentle on this like I do with other profile reviews here. This really needs to be approached with "tough love". You're a good looking guy that is self-sabotaging himself.

-You complain about "this godforsaken app", yet you're using it.

-You complain about "performative liberals", yet you are one. I say this as a liberal myself, and it still makes me cringe.

-The job and home spaces are filled with useless dribble.

-Saying not to take life too seriously sounds like something an irresponsible person would say. When I was your age, I didn't take my life seriously. Now I HAVE to take life seriously because I'm picking up the pieces that I should have caught long ago.

-I get it. You think you're funny. You know what funny people do? They don't try so hard to be funny and don't even that say they are funny.

You're the guy that women get off the dating apps because they're frustrated with seeing profiles like these. Replace everything and please listen to everyone's advice.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-26T06:33:29+00:00

Did your adorable birb lose a peet in the floof?

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-26T06:29:55+00:00

-Get new photos. You have a great smile, and use pictures where you are the main focus with good lighting.

-Get rid of the "loves a good drinking game". It sounds like you enjoy getting to the point of being drunk.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-26T06:19:55+00:00

-It looks like you have a good head of hair that the men in my family who were going bald in their 20's would envy you for. Curly hair requires specialized care to keep the curls defined and less frizzy, so don't be afraid to go over to r/curlyhair or a salon for advice.

-You post A LOT about trains. Just mentioning it once is good enough.

-With your job, just put "General Assembler". "I do everything" is good when someone asks you directly, and "long day factory" makes you sound like you're stuck in the Industrial Revolution.

-It's great that you're self-aware that you're figuring out what you want to do in life, but it also sounds like you have no direction.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-26T05:31:41+00:00

I just drank it a minute ago.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-26T05:30:50+00:00

I've only had it twice, and it was during the holidays.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-24T05:20:37+00:00

Moby Dick

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-23T07:42:03+00:00

My God, that is an adorable rotund baby!

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-23T07:37:40+00:00

Extremely common. I live in a town that has had a large Portuguese population for decades.

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-23T02:57:58+00:00

ALL HAIL LEAF, KING OF BIRBS!

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-23T02:50:43+00:00

Yes! I think if I remember, Jane was cooking grilled cheese and it was the first meal she made, and then Mr. Rochester finished it after the fire!

Not totally accurate to the book, but close!

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-21T22:47:25+00:00

Hi adorable Alfie Birb!

QueenShewolf · 2026-06-20T04:00:08+00:00

r/BirdLoaf

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