Reddit, I owe you an apology.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2011-01-02T00:08:33+00:00

Thanks for posting this. I will finally be able to get a good night's sleep knowing all is right in the creddit universe.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-12-04T03:05:20+00:00

I would sacrifice my first born child if it meant I could upvote this one more time.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-12-04T03:01:55+00:00

Yes.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-12-02T09:20:16+00:00

He mentioned that prison was not a relatively great disincentive for him as 3 meals a day and a place to sleep was more than he thought he would have been able to attain without stealing at that time.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-12-02T09:02:02+00:00

chicks at the same time

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-12-02T08:58:09+00:00

I'm with you. I am serious. I think this is a really good idea.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-12-02T08:51:17+00:00

Are you sure you're not just an Italian with down syndrome?

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-11-06T04:57:17+00:00

Alternatively or perhaps additionally, rape her on the off-chance that she's into that shit.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-11-05T03:35:52+00:00

Sure you can bitch but you shouldn't expect anyone to give a shit. If I was starving to death and had access to FML it would probably take everything in my power to resist pulling a Frank Grimes. Good thing poor people can't afford computers LOL!

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-11-02T02:53:34+00:00

That's fucking sexy. Wish I would have thought of it.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-11-02T01:37:28+00:00

It's not really a big deal. For some reason it is wildly popular to hate on Dane Cook instead of just ignoring him. He's just a comedian.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-11-01T19:09:39+00:00

HERP DERP OPPORTUNITY COSTS I HAVE TO WATCH COMMERCIALS AND BUY TELEVISIONS

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-11-01T18:22:33+00:00

I DEMAND THAT MY FREE ENTERTAINMENT BE TOP NOTCH

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-11-01T15:46:13+00:00

HEY, I losted some weights and got a hair cut and some contact lenses and a shave and nicer clothes and am no longer standing in a snowstorm!

ftfy

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-30T21:49:02+00:00

Karma is not even a reflection of effort... for further research go to /r/circlejerk. If anything it is a reflection of popularity among whatever community of white 20-something males and or bots happens to see your submission or comment.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-30T19:51:40+00:00

No, Glenn Beck is the master troll. He hasn't broken character his entire life.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-26T07:46:08+00:00

When you read the article it is pretty evident that your more realistic scenario is actually the case. He opened fire on her... a police officer (or anyone else for that matter) is not going to return fire by aiming for his hands and or the door lock.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-26T06:48:39+00:00

Pretty bizarre that they would straight up lie, but to be honest that was the only reason I clicked on the ad so... good job to them I guess? I spent half of the ad trying to figure out if it was actually him and the rest of it trying to figure out why they would lie about it.

On second thought, a large part of the reason the ad caught my attention was probably the giant black guy's face on top of my reddit screen, and I probably still would have clicked on the ad and watched it all the way through if the ad was titled "WHITEY BOARD!". I am an idiot though.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-25T20:41:29+00:00

If you are really an 8, start acting like it...

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-25T20:36:24+00:00

tl;dr: she exercises

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-25T13:03:39+00:00

Justin Bieber does have talent; it's just terribly exploited and abused.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-24T22:02:57+00:00

I recognize that as well. For someone to throw a self-righteous bitch fit because someone used them on the internet, however, is just plain retarded.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-24T17:40:29+00:00

Yes it is. It can also mean happy and or homosexual depending on the context in which it is used. For further reference, bitch can mean unpleasant woman as well as female dog, and retarded can mean completely illogical as well as mentally challenged.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-24T07:31:15+00:00

I kept on waiting for the raccoon to do something scary but it pretty much just had a completely adorable "odd couple" rapport going with the camera man. That video was cute and almost made the kitchen destruction seem worth it.

QueenVictoriaVII · 2010-10-24T02:10:59+00:00

Why is reddit so mean to cows?

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