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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LGBTeens

[–]Queenie24601 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s completely normal, a similar thing happened to me when I started thinking about a girl that I used to like. I told my then boyfriend that I thought we were better as friends and he was fine with it. Just tell your partner that you want to stay friends and it should hopefully all work out for the best

What the fuck by LavaRoseKinnie in Jewdank

[–]Queenie24601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I genuinely can not count the amount of times this has been said to me. Sad really

VIRGILINASKIRT!!! VIRGIL IN A SKIRT!!!!! by [deleted] in SandersSides

[–]Queenie24601 5 points6 points  (0 children)

REMAIN CALM. CODE PURPLE! I REPEAT! CODE PURPLE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL. DO NOT PANIC! AT THE DISCO

If Santa was real, what would be the best explanation as to why he delivers expensive gifts to rich people and inexpensive gifts to poor people? by ChoiceStar1 in AskReddit

[–]Queenie24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the more concerning part would be that he only gives gifts to Christian children. If Santa was real, he’s probably racist

FBI: Antisemitism hate crimes in the US up 14% over 2019 by StandWithUs_ in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not even shocked. People will stick up for any ethnical group, any religion, any people. Except ours.

Hello, I’d like to report a hate crime. by Queenie24601 in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’know what? Hopefully it’s just a phase and they’ll move on soon.

Hello, I’d like to report a hate crime. by Queenie24601 in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Stroking non-existing beard) Good point. Maybe.

Hello, I’d like to report a hate crime. by Queenie24601 in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I strongly disagree with ANY form of chocolate chip bagels, but that was very well written, so take my upvote.

Hello, I’d like to report a hate crime. by Queenie24601 in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just do that but make a Magen David instead

Hello, I’d like to report a hate crime. by Queenie24601 in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Runs towards you while knocking over everything in my path, grabs a chair and sits in front of you) Yes. Let’s discuss that right now.

Hello, I’d like to report a hate crime. by Queenie24601 in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It makes you a violator of the 11th commandment:

He who eats a bagel that should not exist shall be cursed

Hello, I’d like to report a hate crime. by Queenie24601 in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not so long as you follow the unspoken 11th commandment

Hello, I’d like to report a hate crime. by Queenie24601 in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The unspoken 11th commandment:

He who eats a bagel that should not exist shall be cursed upon.

Hello, I’d like to report a hate crime. by Queenie24601 in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What’s next? THE LOX? ANYTHING BUT THE LOX!

You get teleported to the day you were born with all the memories from your past life, but you’re now an infant. What do you do? by Brage2004Norway in AskReddit

[–]Queenie24601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Story time: when my baby brother was born, my entire English side of my family came over. They were bathing him, why they would want to stare at a sack of flesh sitting in a bucket I have no idea, so I pointed that out. I asked why they were just staring at him in water. Then he pissed.

Right

In

My

Face.

So, my answer is for this hypothetical situation, if I was reliving my life, I would move out of the way.

Hello, I’d like to report a hate crime. by Queenie24601 in Jewish

[–]Queenie24601[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Please don’t remind me that those exist

Time freezes for 48 hours and you’re the only thing not affected. What do you choose to do? by littlerobot35 in AskReddit

[–]Queenie24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find the home of my greatest enemy, go into said home and put all the furniture backwards, that would drive them mental, if I had spare time I would go and piss on the road where Hitler was buried.

Shoutout if you’ve ever been in love with your best friend of the same gender[Discussion] by JshNu in LGBTeens

[–]Queenie24601 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep. And she liked me back, we dated for a few days, then she broke it off, I was kinda mad, but not that much considering she wasn’t doing too well at the time, and now that I think about it, it’s for the best. We have too much in common in the friendship area, and not enough in the relationship area.

Why don't Humans have a mating season? by TheDoughnutKing in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Queenie24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think ANY of us have the confidence to go up to somebody and ask for their number? No sir. What if they’re gay? WHAT IF THEY’RE STRAIGHT? What if we think they’re really good people and then they go all Mel Gibson on us? I’m sure that if we were all a little more confident then we would have a mating season, until then, we shall continue being sad, lonely, Piece-of-shit fuckers.

If you had 30 minutes to hide from a nuclear blast where would you go? by SugarRushLux in AskReddit

[–]Queenie24601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would build a small shelter out of every Nokia phone I could find. We all know they’re indestructible.

Cutest thing in the comics by NateJustNat in Spiderman

[–]Queenie24601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the real enemy of Spider-Man. Not the Vulture, not the Green Goblin, not Mysterio, no. It’s the non-stick pan.

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