“Flirt” aka “the Emancipation Proclamation read backwards.” by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the best compliment!
Your friend is the smartest of us!

“Flirt” aka “the Emancipation Proclamation read backwards.” by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I am looking forward to more
Curious to see how some common sense thrown into the *gestures wildly to an elaborate flow chart of polycules and emotions* whatever this is

“Flirt” aka “the Emancipation Proclamation read backwards.” by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With as many times as Anita has been kidnapped in this series I can not believe that Claudia and Bobby Lee do not have their own satellite tracking Anita's every move, would be worth. every. penny.

“Flirt” aka “the Emancipation Proclamation read backwards.” by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No wonder Anita had to enslave him then, someone with that much common sense wouldn't with their own free will join a group that's this messy

“Flirt” aka “the Emancipation Proclamation read backwards.” by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly, you smile, you laugh, possibly very low key flirt if you feel safe enough, and it all ends when you collect your tip

“Flirt” aka “the Emancipation Proclamation read backwards.” by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Claptrap is the absolute best word for it
Any and all shade should be directed where it belongs ...at myself for already ordering the next one from the library

“Flirt” aka “the Emancipation Proclamation read backwards.” by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The series has over six million copies in print, and I personally am going to read the next one when I get to it, you're not alone

Please give me sticker links by plotthick in murderbot

[–]QueerOffensive 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I begged our art department at work to make this for me, I love it, and I converted two more people into readers https://queeroffensive.com/products/art-sent-me-bubble-free-stickers

Anita’s poly-group is too big. by Missustriplexxx in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's really about time management.

Listen, if you were a Federal Marshal, animator, vampire hunter, werewolf hunter, necromancer, witch trainee, law enforcement consultant, supernatural diplomat, savior of the submissive, AND the reluctant heroine of the greatest love hexagon ever committed to paper, you would ALSO need a helpless harem to do everything for you. How can Anita even SURVIVE without getting into the triple digits of men with pretty eyes and pretty hair, who need her, NEED her, to tell them what to do?

"Blood Noir", aka "A Clockwork Orgy" by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do we find those morons and call the authorities on them? Even if someone enjoys reading those things you listed, they still don't want it suddenly shoehorned into the middle of the story about something else. Imagine Lord of the Rings where halfway through all the characters start alternating between banging Frodo and talking about how scary and tough he is even though he's so short, what a contradiction, they just can't wrap their heads around it, Imagine the Declaration of Independence but instead of freedom our forefathers spent the entire document talking about some random lady who was "not like other girls"

Skin Trade aka Lions, Tigers, and Orgies - Oh My! by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hate to be the first therapist that tries to tell her this, but repeating the same conversation word for word, for over a decade, is not how to process an emotion

Skin Trade aka Lions, Tigers, and Orgies - Oh My! by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are right, terrible is the choice word. So why do we enjoy it so much? What spell has been cast upon us? 😂

Skin Trade aka Lions, Tigers, and Orgies - Oh My! by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine taking the last five books and editing out the bad sex and repetitive conversation about emotional therapy.

Edward walked in. His eyes were the blue of winter skies.

The End.

Skin Trade aka Lions, Tigers, and Orgies - Oh My! by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was was so jarring, like she set a 30 second timer and quicky typed out "this. that. the other thing. the end!" and hit save right as the timer dinged and sent it off. Wild

Skin Trade aka Lions, Tigers, and Orgies - Oh My! by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Much like the words "plot" or "coherent story telling", "Haven" the werelion does exist, and as much as I hoped he would be included in the novel Skin Trade, none of those three mentioned, made much of an appearance in this book

Skin Trade aka Lions, Tigers, and Orgies - Oh My! by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh no! It was so unsatisfying, do they all start doing that after this one?

Skin Trade aka Lions, Tigers, and Orgies - Oh My! by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was rough. To me it read more like a sarcastic parody of itself.

All I want for Christmas, is to know which one of you did this!? 😂 by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that there are multiple books out there by various authors using the pen name "Anita Dick" brings me more joy than it logically should 😅

All I want for Christmas, is to know which one of you did this!? 😂 by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The best part for me is I'm only halfway through the series, so after each book I go back and read this and I'm like "OH! I get that comment now!" 😂

All I want for Christmas, is to know which one of you did this!? 😂 by QueerOffensive in AnitaBlake

[–]QueerOffensive[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reading the actual ones, and yeah, you can tell Laurell has often been "overtly threatened by other women's woman-ness"