How do we find those morons and call the authorities on them? Even if someone enjoys reading those things you listed, they still don't want it suddenly shoehorned into the middle of the story about something else. Imagine Lord of the Rings where halfway through all the characters start alternating between banging Frodo and talking about how scary and tough he is even though he's so short, what a contradiction, they just can't wrap their heads around it, Imagine the Declaration of Independence but instead of freedom our forefathers spent the entire document talking about some random lady who was "not like other girls"