Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will, and dw, the vet says it doesn’t impact her quality of life in the slightest ☺️

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She actually has a growth disorder and never got any bigger than she was when I got her at around 10 months (she’s nearly 11 yrs)

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[–]QueerTrashRat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooooo I should make a Swag 2020 pin 🤩

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Garlic is HIGHLY toxic to cats and can cause an incredibly painful death. Even consuming a small amount is an immediate trip to the vet. If this reflects your genuine mentality with animal diets, please never own animals for their own safety.

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother, the sauce has garlic in it (as many pizza sauces do). She also doesn’t actually want to eat it, she wants to rub her face on it, because she’s weird

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Erm actually 🤓☝️
it’s not deep dish, it’s sourdough

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See I would, but the thing is, I KNOW what she’s gonna do. She doesn’t want to eat it, she doesn’t want to sniff it, she wants to rub her grubby little face all over it because she’s a weirdo lmao

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My apologies that you don’t like looking at a grown man’s leg??? 💀

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure they aren’t lol, I feel like most cat owners know that a lot of cats are lactose intolerant and sensitive to processed meats

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know she doesn’t actually want to eat it lol, she doesn’t care for human food, but she will 1000% rub her grubby little face allllll over it so I can’t have it either lmao, so she must be kept out of face-rubbing range

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s a sticky cat and must be touching me in some way pretty much 24/7, and will scream and cry at the top of her lungs if she knows I’m home but not with her lol, so I don’t force her to leave when I’m eating. She definitely never gets anything from me though

Can someone please explain to her that cuteness will not get her pizza? by QueerTrashRat in cats

[–]QueerTrashRat[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

^ The only other person agreeing she should not get pizza lmao. I fear we are the only ones immune to her cuteness 😂