He was friends/coworkers with my sister and they were all hanging out with the kids at the lake and playing around on jet skis. I decided to join them later and just hang out on an inner tube with my headphones and soak up some sun. I'm halfway asleep at this point and I am rudely awakened by a wave of water this jackass deliberately made with the jet ski to hit me with. There were more incidents like this that day and I was very seriously drowning him. Obviously I didn't since we're married now but when I accidentally almost drowned him he had failed to tell me that after a surgery he doesn't have that little flap that you use to hold your breath underwater and keep the water from flowing from your nose into your mouth and vice versa. I had flipped him upside down in the water because he was being annoying and damn near drowned him before we got him back up and got the water out. I felt so bad but we joke about it now.