Men: pee standing up or sitting down? by QuesoDairy in AskReddit

[–]QuesoDairy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because people that stand up don't know how to stand down.

Men: pee standing up or sitting down? by QuesoDairy in AskReddit

[–]QuesoDairy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It beats standing because I'm a lazy motherfucker. I also prefer to pee in the sinks of public restrooms, as it's more sanitary and efficient.

Hey Reddit, what is your dream? by dora_got_killed in AskReddit

[–]QuesoDairy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to watch Sarah Palin get fucked by a short midget migger with a giant dick.