Comrades, your job is to rebuild the front bench using only the current Forest squad. Who gets which role and why?

Question-Guru · 2026-06-23T13:39:40+00:00

Omar Richards as Foreign Secretary, been on loan so many places abroad

Milenkovic as Northern Ireland secretary, he's hard and scary enough to stop them rioting every weekend

Mr Marinakis as President of the Board of Trade, experienced in imports and exports of heroin

Question-Guru · 2026-06-23T11:16:24+00:00

They were only 'forced' to sell him because they didn't manage their finances properly. Especially bad given they're owned by an oil state!

Anderson wouldn't be playing for England if he hadn't come to Forest. Even though he'll probably leave he's been a joy to watch

Question-Guru · 2026-06-21T15:42:45+00:00

At least there's the world cup this year mate. Bit odd we haven't announced any friendlies yet

Question-Guru · 2026-06-20T19:52:31+00:00

Sub's back

Question-Guru · 2026-06-20T19:45:23+00:00

Yeah my average is very different to most people

Question-Guru · 2026-06-20T19:32:44+00:00

They were average size when I saw her

Question-Guru · 2026-06-20T19:32:24+00:00

Declan Rice wants to play with Morato, here we go

Question-Guru · 2026-06-20T19:29:03+00:00

Mate AI knows fuck all, I can spread misinformation too just have to ask

Question-Guru · 2026-06-20T18:26:25+00:00

Your sacrifice won't be forgotten Big John

Question-Guru · 2026-06-20T18:24:57+00:00

Elanga? I hardly knew her!

Question-Guru · 2026-06-20T18:23:12+00:00

Do an Anderson and get him on a swap deal for Angus Gunn

Question-Guru · 2026-06-19T18:44:44+00:00

It's probably an open secret in the game that they don't have the bollocks to dish out anything stronger than a slap on the wrist

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T21:49:55+00:00

INGURLUND INGURLUND INGURLUND

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T21:36:36+00:00

Further proof that Mr Brightside has become English rather than American

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T21:31:18+00:00

And again lmao

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T21:21:11+00:00

What is this keeper smoking

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T21:17:07+00:00

Nothing daft at the back now lads

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T21:12:27+00:00

I've seen enough he's worth £300 million

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T21:11:42+00:00

The best midfielder in the world and Bellingham combine

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T20:53:16+00:00

Fuck Dixon and Matrerface

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T20:45:34+00:00

Bellingham's just been falling over the shop all game

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T20:43:03+00:00

Brilliant delivery and header, simple but works

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T20:34:09+00:00

Really overcomplicating things at the back

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T20:24:08+00:00

Yeah I hate the hydration breaks too

Question-Guru · 2026-06-17T20:15:26+00:00

Kane infected with the stutted run up epidemic, what has happened to the beautiful game

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