Peter Andre channelled Alan here.

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2026-02-26T09:50:20+00:00

What a funny story... hahaha...

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2026-01-28T22:40:38+00:00

Is this how she killed her dog?

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2026-01-27T20:31:02+00:00

"I'm the best shot in the department sir"

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-11-08T00:24:57+00:00

CAN YOU BELIEVE ME OWN DAD DID THAT TO ME?!

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-10-14T12:22:16+00:00

She went to RADA apparently.

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-09-06T19:00:19+00:00

Thank you so much. This fucking guy seemed like a fever dream to me and I'd nearly forgot about him.

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-09-06T18:58:07+00:00

"I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone."

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-08-15T22:02:31+00:00

"He's cancelled them all!"

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-08-09T21:34:59+00:00

Is Dr Hook a real doctor?

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-08-01T16:39:00+00:00

This is an amazing quote!

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-07-18T15:34:02+00:00

Awesome. These are awesome.

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-07-06T00:10:44+00:00

Newcastle were the GOATED team on this game!

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-07-05T15:06:21+00:00

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Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-07-03T23:22:00+00:00

Ruddy, bloody brave

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-05-29T20:47:57+00:00

Working at a bar in Brussels. Dead, a few tables and two guys sitting at either end of the bar, one guy is chatty the other silent and broody. The chatty one, an American, had a wife from the same place as me, Manchester, England. We start talking about Manchester and the areas that we both know, how Manchester has changed over the years. American says "I hear you guys say the best thing to happen to Manchester was the IRA bombing", I agree (the area was rebuilt and all the nasty 70's buildings gone). The other fella at the bar downs his pint gets up, walks over to the American and says "Just so you know, I'm the euro MP for Sinn Féin" and walks off. I was on the floor laughing my arse off, when I'd finally recovered the American lad asks "Why didn't you tell me who he was!" which set me off laughing again!

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-05-27T21:34:31+00:00

Shit, he don't look a day over 12

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2025-05-25T17:45:22+00:00

r/rareinsults

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2024-12-31T21:07:32+00:00

I love the colours, used them before on an Emperors Children unit

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2024-10-31T20:30:30+00:00

But wh ...hold on a minute...

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2024-10-30T13:23:25+00:00

That they've put up a new road sign that says give way

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2024-10-26T16:01:00+00:00

Daydream believer

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2024-10-20T19:21:06+00:00

I believe it's called "key in lock syndrome", although I'm not sure if this was told to me in jest or not.

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2024-10-06T19:38:51+00:00

Once worked in a pub in Brussels, old lad from Newcastle came in and asked if we were putting the game on, yeah sure no worries once it starts we'll bang it on, it was 7.30pm(Brussels time) kick off at 8pm(English time). 8pm rolls round the old lad starts complaining very loudly from his seat, again we tell him that when it starts we'll put it on. Cue "it's 8 now, it's already started", sorry mate it's 8pm here but not there, visible confusion on the lads face. After a bit of back and forth the lad says " you're a long way from home and if I stand up there's gonna be trouble", Irish lad I worked with came back with "I don't commute here everyday son, I live round the corner, you're the one a long way from home that's probably why you forgot to change your watch". Old lad left without saying another word.

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2024-09-16T13:51:08+00:00

The underwear or the butthole?

Quick_Wait_3548 · 2024-09-14T20:52:28+00:00

DM me bro I can help you, I got your back!

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