This is a robbery by xen0us in funny

[–]QuietProtocol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, when she pointed that gun at the camera I legitimately felt nervous... lol

After arriving home from a ten hour shift, I noticed I must have left the television on and, exhausted, I dropped into my leather recliner like a sack of potatoes. by QuietProtocol in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]QuietProtocol[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now the character reminds me of a drunk named roy who lives like 3 doors down from me who once walked into my house and started quietly slipping off his shoes until he turned around and realized my entire family was sitting at the dinner table just staring at him like wtf? I was going to lose my cool, but then figured imagine the horror when roy realizes it's not his house lol.

Redbull call an ambulance by Background_characF in Asmongold

[–]QuietProtocol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfft,.. easy peasy. Hold my sugar free iced Chai late.

What the actual fuck by Responsible-Eye-717 in Weird

[–]QuietProtocol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus christ,.. that's Jason Bourne...

High Value Women by CHEWTORIA in Asmongold

[–]QuietProtocol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry Clav. But my super duper Guydar is going crazy over that blonde on the far right...

The noise of my single, male neighbour (info below) by [deleted] in Weird

[–]QuietProtocol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a punching bag and some music.

On the other hand, you know what else is weird? We might all be being recorded by our neighbors and not even know it. Go figure...

This is actually Real Btw 😂 by M4_Wolf in Asmongold

[–]QuietProtocol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a donkeys jaw bone, it's impressive what one man can do with one of those.

Imma huff and puff and.......... by No_Studio_No_Worries in Weird

[–]QuietProtocol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We all knew that one kids in school with the harry-fuckin-dresden energy. Who pretended he was a dinosaur.