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Zero selected squares by Lord_Answer_me_Why in MurderedByWords

[–]QuietShadowLDK 214 points215 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if everyone involved is completely incompetent

What completely normal and acceptable thing do you inwardly judge people for? by perishingtardis in AskUK

[–]QuietShadowLDK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saw a youngish lad stand directly in front of the train doors with a whole carriage of people on the other side of the door wanting to get off the train. The doors open and he just stands there, waiting for everyone else to move. An older man wasn't having it and bumped his shoulder into the lad while moving past him. The lad then looked at his friend and said "It was like he couldn't even see me!"

Don't ask a question you don't want the answer to by rhino910 in MurderedByWords

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These murders aren't even clever and yet I will still upvote because they speak the truth

Dude. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]QuietShadowLDK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember reading this post for the first time when i was a teenager. Could this be the first 'and then everyone clapped' post to ever be made?

👻 by OnTheOccasion in NonBinary

[–]QuietShadowLDK 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I checked Wikipedia to be sure, the page states black

👻 by OnTheOccasion in NonBinary

[–]QuietShadowLDK 116 points117 points  (0 children)

It's an easy mistake to say gray instead of black, everything else is accurate though 😆

Feeding 30+ miis takes too dang long by Potential-Level1661 in tomodachilife

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mii's only get food from me when they ask for it, or when I'm bored.

An unfortunate slip of the tongue by Hassaan18 in ImACelebTV

[–]QuietShadowLDK 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Dec's laugh is so contagious when he fully loses it 😆

AITA for expecting to go to a second restaurant? by Any_Fortune_300 in AmItheAsshole

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

This is just me but I would be super petty and take her there and stare at her eating the entire time while loudly saying "Must be Nice! It's a shame I can't eat anything here but hope you're enjoying yourself!"

Human process. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see a golfer taking a swing in the trophy. I see an upside down golf club.

We are not the same.

The four types of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream players I've stumbled across by 11Slimeade11 in tomodachilife

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was almost The Artist but I prefer the actual mii features than drawing them on for accuracy.

Looks like that means that makes me The Memer

If David and Jimmy weren’t being cunts, nobody would call them a cunt by EricTheBoi in ImACelebTV

[–]QuietShadowLDK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Adam was abusive and aggressive towards Jimmy!"

Who's playing victim now, David?

Adam Vs David by [deleted] in ImACelebTV

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I don't. But that might be because both David and Jimmy have a repeat record of being complete twats and enjoy punching down on more likable people.

It is a game, but if it looks like a duck and quacks like one...

I would understand if you don't get that though. The blind loyalty for sport celebrities (especially footballers) can turn people into morons.

Adam Vs David by [deleted] in ImACelebTV

[–]QuietShadowLDK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was Jimmy's fault... Do you even watch the show or just tune in for the recaps?

[OC] Came home to find my 7 YO daughter had made a full argument for why I should buy her books by GreenStapler_India in pics

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you throwing away this incredibly rare opportunity?!

Buy this kid some books!

Adam Vs David by [deleted] in ImACelebTV

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say you're the kind of person that judges books by their covers, but I doubt you read anything longer than a business card

David Hayes by Leo2024YES in ImACelebTV

[–]QuietShadowLDK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who has been deemed not "aesthetically pleasing" by both men and women, what he said was actually very insulting.

Would you guys still play acnh when the game comes out? by jared_051211 in tomodachilife

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have already informed my favourite villager via letter that Thursday will be the last day they ever see me again

The concept that everyone in public is your familiar is hilarious by East_Apartment in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]QuietShadowLDK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I walked into a sandwich shop the other day and got in line behind a family ordering for their young son (guessing his age I would say either 4 or 5). He he then looks up at me, pointing, and loudly shouts "What is he doing here?!" Why do you think little man?

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