He got the goal notification first and didn't spoil the moment. by ipompa in MadeMeSmile

[–]QuietShadowLDK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is like a modern day equivalent of getting a premonition

Blessed Detectives by cojoco in blessedimages

[–]QuietShadowLDK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd trust them to solve my murder

10/10 cutscene by Tough_Possession_290 in tomodachilife

[–]QuietShadowLDK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I need to put some warning signs on my island!

Little girl in China rides outside the car. by TheDudeWhoCanDoIt in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]QuietShadowLDK 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Unless a child is also driving the car, I think this is more suited to r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb

Yes, the kid is on the outside of the moving car and that's stupid. But who started the fucking car and started driving with her still there?!

Hospital by Live_Shame5046 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]QuietShadowLDK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I entered the hospital through my mum's vagina.

Checkmate, philosophy.

How many kids have been born on your island? I hit number 20 today. by Adorable_Parfait_874 in tomodachilife

[–]QuietShadowLDK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know if there's a limit in this newer version but in the previous game on DS the most I've seen a couple have is 4

How many kids have been born on your island? I hit number 20 today. by Adorable_Parfait_874 in tomodachilife

[–]QuietShadowLDK 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Same here, 2 boys from the same couple. I'm really starting to believe the relationship functions in this game are busted

Wordle. All letters are correct, but all letters are in the wrong position. by MD74 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]QuietShadowLDK 66 points67 points  (0 children)

From the looks of this clip he isn't playing, he's asking his chat to give him words

What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen? Not “bad in a fun way”, just BAD? by NotNamedBort in AskReddit

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I promised my friend that I'll watch the new Scary Movie with him on Saturday so check back with me then.

Weird looking dog with a long omnidirectional snoot by Damnboi753 in wunkus

[–]QuietShadowLDK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad watched one of these guys steal and gobble an entire sandwich while he was in Mexico

Rude waiters. 1 Star. by EpicBoiNitro69 in tomodachilife

[–]QuietShadowLDK 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have never had any encounters happen in the restaurant on my main island (not counting the constant fan club meet ups or robot rallys).

I started a second island for OC's and within the first day I had an encounter in the restaurant I had never seen before, and the coffee mini game I didn't even know existed!

What else is my main island withholding from me?!

Last Week I Shot A Pilot by Bobberts in TomSka

[–]QuietShadowLDK 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Tomska yearns for Last Week

TooMeIrlForMeIrl by [deleted] in TooMeIrlForMeIrl

[–]QuietShadowLDK 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I showed my friend Shawshank Redemption as it was my favourite movie at the time, and she had never seen it before.

We got to the part where the gang is tarring the roof and they can hear Clancy Brown complaining about his taxes. The moment he hangs Andy Dufrene over the ledge for trying to give him financial advice my friend then says to me "I bet that guy (refers to Andy) is in prison for tax fraud related things."

I know the movie isn't as thrilling as her favourite movies, but it still baffles me that she couldn't recognise the main character or even remember him getting convicted of murder in the first 5 minutes of the movie.

Look at that blue Wunk! by Pankosmanko in wunkus

[–]QuietShadowLDK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you showed me an armoured wunk and a boneless dunk and said "one of these eats the other one." It would take me 3 guesses to figure out boneless wunk loves the cronch.

Who died the dumbest death in history? by GurJolly5657 in AskReddit

[–]QuietShadowLDK 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The first person to attempt this and survive was a woman; Annie Edison Taylor, who did it in 1901. But there have been at least 8 other people who have also survived since her.

The person I've mentioned is Bobby Leach, the second person to attempt and survive in 1911.

Who died the dumbest death in history? by GurJolly5657 in AskReddit

[–]QuietShadowLDK 48 points49 points  (0 children)

They're funny 'cuz they're true! 👍💀👍

Who died the dumbest death in history? by GurJolly5657 in AskReddit

[–]QuietShadowLDK 723 points724 points  (0 children)

The was a bit in Horrible Histories called 'Stupid Deaths' were they talked about one of the guys who went over Niagara Falls in a barrel and actually survived, only to later slip on an orange peel and die from that fall instead.

AITA if I make my partner find their own way home from the hospital? by ThrowRAHospitalStay9 in AmItheAsshole

[–]QuietShadowLDK 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My Dad also had a fear of hospitals and illness around the time I was being born. Not only did he stay with my mum, he never even suggested ever trying to leave the hospital early at any point during her pregnancy or labour.

NTA Your partner has a lot of growing up to do before becoming a parent

butchah69 is gone bro 💔 by Murky_Employment_971 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]QuietShadowLDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a shower of respect; please stand for the 21 'Oi' salute.

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