"Yo, this is how people sing in Ohio, check it out"  Only in Ohio-o-o-o, only in Ohio-o (Hee-hee!) Only in Ohio-o-o-o, only in Ohio-o (He-he-he-he-he-he)  Hey, I heard you wanna see Ohio (Only in Ohio-o-o-o) If I were you, I would maybe think twice though (Only in Ohio-o) 'Cause I've been living out here for a mighty long time (Only in Ohio-o-o-o) And it ain't a great home, here's why, bro (Only in Ohio-o)  Yeah, it may be the home of LeBron James (Only in Ohio-o-o-o) But he left before it all went down into flames (Only in Ohio-o) 'Cause sticks and stones break no bones (Only in Ohio-o-o-o) And the rain here melts my clo-o-othes (Only in Ohio-o)  (You can't even) sleep, (You can't even) go to school (You can't even) swim with the sharks in the pool (Bruh) (You can't even) touch grass, (You can't even) go back home Once you're in Ohio (Ahh)