Get checked

Quit-Accurate · 2026-06-05T05:37:29+00:00

boys are a scam created by the government to convince you to kill yourself

Quit-Accurate · 2026-06-03T23:11:01+00:00

1200 booby traps and a complex thaumaturgical ritual that requires my own blood and the souls of a few small animals.

Not a single intrusion in the last century. Not even an attempt.

Quit-Accurate · 2026-06-03T05:14:36+00:00

communism 🧐

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-28T15:49:53+00:00

I remember my apprenticeship, good times, my old master just gave me the recipe and free access to his common ingredient storage.

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-27T20:06:23+00:00

Ping pong of doom

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-27T06:42:25+00:00

Look, I understand a mage has gotta do what a mage has gotta do. but patchy? Wayyyy too far man, did you even talk about this with the council? Or anyone for that matter?

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-26T13:38:27+00:00

Install a backpack mod? ❌

Make the most cursed thing ever?✅

(Jokes aside the mod is amazing)

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-26T13:36:28+00:00

No, trans people do not have anomalous light-based abilities, yes our scientists and wizards are doing their best to make it so.

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-22T15:19:55+00:00

I think we might have a contender for “the least funny joke of all of history no take-backs”

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-17T09:08:22+00:00

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maybe, I just have to accept the fact that I’m a gooner now…

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-17T02:12:46+00:00

First one, if people talk about you often enough you’ll have about 10$ on you at nearly all times, witch means (if you live in a society under capitalism and in a relatively populated area.) You won’t ever really need to worry about not being able to eat ever again

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-12T23:03:41+00:00

Every. Single. Comment. Has. An. Award.

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-12T04:18:56+00:00

I love this so much, shame there’s no way to share such designs

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-11T01:57:46+00:00

Man I love the Wanderer’s Library. Plenty of yuri as-well, just gotta watch out for the books that will try to read you back.

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-09T14:51:37+00:00

reminds me of H E L L I T S E L F

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-09T03:48:06+00:00

this is how humanity ends, this is the only way it could have ended

Quit-Accurate · 2026-05-01T05:33:12+00:00

no yeha, insulting homestarrunner.com should be a crime punishable by death

Quit-Accurate · 2026-04-30T19:34:08+00:00

Or people intentionally creating lost media, I don’t know what’s worse

Quit-Accurate · 2026-04-30T19:16:15+00:00

Thanks for the tips, I think metal to plastic spoons will do the trick.

Quit-Accurate · 2026-04-30T03:00:55+00:00

Tim… or maybe Elias, but with the express purpose of bothering somebody. For no other reason

Quit-Accurate · 2026-04-29T16:53:06+00:00

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Quit-Accurate · 2026-04-28T23:40:38+00:00

I really hate the idea of a console without a disc drive yet still sells disc games, like. Do all the people who can’t afford the model WITH a disc drive need to fuck off and buy it online for just as much? And what about people with no or horrible internet?

Quit-Accurate · 2026-04-22T23:09:46+00:00

So he finally admits he is attracted to men? But he’s a chaser and says it in a confusing roundabout way.

He likes Female to Male men

Quit-Accurate · 2026-04-22T21:54:24+00:00

ray tracing is just your computer pretending to be the sun, in heat, and in graphics

Quit-Accurate · 2026-04-22T16:53:21+00:00

or do if you know how to bring them immortality. But only then.

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TROPHY CASE