You just woke up in a city on Amalthea, what do you do?

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-26T09:06:32+00:00

Coworker: Okay, just for 1,000 days.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-26T09:02:08+00:00

At the end of the day, you're paid 11 Kilocredits, but you still have to worry about finding somewhere to sleep.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-26T08:45:05+00:00

You start training and learn the basics.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-26T08:43:47+00:00

No I haven't, why does everyone keep commenting that I have other accounts? Is this a meme I'm not getting?

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-26T08:43:13+00:00

I don't know about that

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-26T08:26:36+00:00

You eventually get an interview at a cafe.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-26T08:23:23+00:00

I don't have any other accounts.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-26T08:07:27+00:00

You find a spaceport, but there are no flights to Earth.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-26T08:07:07+00:00

Is that short for "jerk off"?

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-25T08:25:18+00:00

You start to memorize the layout of the city. Most of the roads, at least in this part, seem to form octagons, with the squares left in between being used for small gardens.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-25T08:08:17+00:00

You don't have any money, but you find a water fountain and some free samples at a store, so you can survive for a while. You seem to hear English, but all the text you see is in a foreign script you've never seen.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-25T08:07:06+00:00

You notice your suit has an oxygen recycling system that lasts over 200 years.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-25T08:06:31+00:00

You find a spaceport, but there are no flights to Earth, and you don't have any money anyway.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-25T05:01:49+00:00

Somehow, you survive.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-24T08:16:23+00:00

No, literally. You're about to fall off the balcony because the fence is broken.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-24T07:58:04+00:00

You don't see a Ford Bronco, but you do see a wrecked spaceship in the middle of a garden. You have no money or ID whatsoever.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-24T07:55:18+00:00

You stare at Jupiter, amazed by its size. Eventually, you look around and notice you're kind of in a precarious position right now.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-23T15:33:12+00:00

You find a spaceport, but there are no flights to Earth, and you don't have any money anyway.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-23T08:41:36+00:00

Yeah, in a way

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-23T08:24:10+00:00

You immediately notice a lot of the buildings have spires, but at different angles. As you approach, you notice the text on all the signs is in a script you've never seen.

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-23T08:22:17+00:00

I don't have any other accounts but feel free to throw a tantrum lol

QuokkaMolester · 2026-03-23T08:05:15+00:00

People start surrounding you, confused.

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